#5-Point Battle Rules

Point Battle Rules

Here is how the Point Battle Is scored. (Goon has never seen this.)

These rules apply equally to Goon and to me. I do not cheat. Otherwise, why bother?

If one of us insults the other—

•    When we’re alone:     1 point
•    When other people can hear:      2 points
•    Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent insult.

Causing the other to do something embarrassing—

•    when we’re alone:       2 points
•    when other people are around:       4 points
•    Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent embarrassment.

Getting punished—

•    by parents:     4 points
•    by school:     8 points
•    by police:     You lose—GAME OVER

Points are doubled when…

•    it’s a REALLY BIG punishment
•    you’re caught lying
•    the other kid tattles
•    the other kid is actually at fault, but doesn’t get punished.

Comment below if you have brother or sister problems. How do you handle yours?

Cheesie VS. Goon

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. Thanks cheesie i’m going to try it out with my 3 sisters.
    i’m going to wreck them. my youngest sister is 7 and is a tattle tailer ha ha

  2. Here are some words that could be used as excellent insult words: Tedious, Corpulent, Scrawny, Vapid, Heinous, Atrocious, Preposterous, Despicable, Hypocrite