Rodent Jokes

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.

One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

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  1. you look in the mouse hole and see that there’s a a rat’s wedding going on and and there dancing to an upbeat song. what do you hear them singing? 1 mouse a 2 mouse a three mousearina!

  2. at my library the librarian gave me an advanced reader’s copy of the 2nd book! i love it! will you please write another one, i LOL every time i read a sentence. I’m now an official cheesie101 fan!

    -moe

    • Thanks, Moe! You are lucky to read the 2nd book before anyone else! I just finished the second draft of Book #3!