#1-Rodent Jokes
In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
What did the mouse say when the rat got his by a car? Oh, dRAT.
That sounds like a tall tale (tail…get it?)
yourn is totally not funny:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:!!!!!!!!!
I completely agree. That’s why everyone at camp hoots and shouts when Uncle Bud starts to tell it!
whats a mexican rats favorate food…anwser: nachos
this a ghost rodent okay why do ghosht rodents make good cheerleaders anwser: because they are good spirts
a capybara is a huge rodent
You are right. I’ve read they can weigh over 100 pounds. That’s no joke. That’s a big mouse!
who did the mouse think he was small? Answer; he was a capybara.
Q: Why do the three blind mice avoid Microsoft?
A: Because they don’t want to get stuck on computers.
Q: Why did the hamster roll in the mud?
A: Because he thought he was a “pig”!
that is not funny
mine is: Hey lets put my brother in a bag of mice, but to get him in this bag we are going to have to be one.
Hey the mice are following cheesie.
the mouse was taking his class picture yesterday. the photographer said,”everyone say i ate all the cheese!” the mouse fell to his knees and yelled,”WHY! WHY!”
why did the mouse like saturday and sunday? It was the squeak-end!
I like your squeak riddle.
Q: what do mice do at home?
A: mouse work:)
har har!
This is another Rodent Joke:
Q: What did one lab rat say to the other?
A: I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.
My joke is Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A: A mouseketeer
That’s a riddle, not a joke. But good, anyway.
Oh rats
what time is it when a elaphant sits on your fence ……………..time for you to get a new fence
That’s NOT a rodent joke! (but funny)