In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
Why was the rat so good at the drums?It went rat-a-tat-tat!
Ha! Good one.
Mouse got your tongue.
Goon ratted us out I want to squke
Why did the football coach go too the bank? He wanted to get his QUATER BACK !
that’s not a rodent joke
I agree. Good joke, but nothing to do with rodents. Ten-yard penalty.
you look in the mouse hole and see that there’s a a rat’s wedding going on and and there dancing to an upbeat song. what do you hear them singing? 1 mouse a 2 mouse a three mousearina!
Har har! Look at me, I’m dancing.
at my library the librarian gave me an advanced reader’s copy of the 2nd book! i love it! will you please write another one, i LOL every time i read a sentence. I’m now an official cheesie101 fan!
-moe
Thanks, Moe! You are lucky to read the 2nd book before anyone else! I just finished the second draft of Book #3!
what did the rat say to the mouse? “Cheesed to meet you!”
I love that! Thanks.
how much i got 4 what about you
Huh? What are you talking about? 4 what?
i do think that the humans/cheese joke was funny that taylor posted!
at the rat wedding i was talking about earlier what kind of cake did they have? CHEESEcake
cheesie what were you for halloween this year? i was a lava lamp that actually glowed!
I was actually a bowl of mac ‘n’ cheese!
Good one! Here’s one for you. What do they call the president of the Mouse Country?
The Big Cheese!
she’s talking about the vote of if we liked taylor’s joke or not, i do!