Comments from my Readers & Friends

1. when I woke up one day my bed was a blood pool (not to scare…) but I literally have two
   holes in my neck and sharp canine teeth!

   1. You literally DO NOT!

2. my teeth are up high like a vampire and are pointy might have got bitten by one?!?!?!?!

3. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A VAMPIRE SO I COULD KILL IT BY USING THE LIGHT!!!!!
   [HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!]

4. elloh mate

5. I have not seen one but i would like to

   1. I think it would be a mistake. And anyway, no such thing!

6. I saw a girl with pale skin and jet black hair. She had buck teeth, dressed in black, and had red eyes. I am pretty sure her “lipstick” was blood. Yes, I have been bitten by a vampire.
   CAUTION: Not everything is necessarily true…

7. One day i saw a guy whose teeth were unusally red. my first thought was,’akward!’ THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!

8. A couple days ago i saw a lady with red eyes. I think she could have been a vampire.

9. I have not been bitten by a vampire but killing them runs in my family(hence the name)

   1. Since there are no vampires, either your family is very good at what you do…or you do nothing.

10. i thank you should put me in your next book!

    p.s please pretty please oh by the way im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. i saw a vampire than it bit me so watch out!

    1. No way! I don’t believe it.

12. im a vanpire

    1. No, you’re not. No such thing.

    2. I am not a vampire but i got bit by one and i turned into a werewolf. (ITS TRUE) THATS WHY I HAVE A HARD TIME TYPING THIS.

    3. Haha! No way! I do not believe you.

13. SCARY

    1. EXTRA SCARY!!!!!!!!!

14. oh and blood was gushing out of my neck and i went faint when my brains flew out my nose

    1. No way! If your brains flew out your nose, you’d be dead…or at least you’d sneeze a lot!

    2. COOL

    3. NASTY

15. I have been bitten by two mosquitos on the neck side by side, or at least it seemed that way until i reilized while brushing my teeth ooohhhh-whooooo-eeeeee i had no reflection

16. gory gory gory. the end. 😀 CREEPERS ARE NOT SCARY.

    1. 😀 🙂 🙁 😮 😐 😡 😛 😉

17. For the sake of God vampires are not real. Never will be and vener ever ever. Keep dreaming. Although i saw things scarier than vampires they are stll not real. If you want to see somthing scarie look up minecraft creeper on images.

18. No wonder he had sharp teeth,didn’t want to go outside,and ate his steak not cooked.Gives me goosebumps.
    P.S,he came in my house with an umbrella.

19. One time I thought a guy was a vampire and I told my friend,but he didn’t believe me,so I changed my mind.The creepy part is when the guy and I were friends,he came to my house.When he left I DIDN’T SEE HIS REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR.When that happened,I ran to my room,hid under my bed(my bed has a door on the front that leads under it)with my covers and pillow,and tried to forget about it.Never forgot.

    1. C’mon! Give me a break. There are no such things as vampires…and you know it.

    2. IVE BEEN BITEN

    3. I don’t believe it…not one bit (get it? haha!)

20. My sister is very mean to me.i do not like her.

    1. Weird… She did not seem so mean when I met her.

    2. da

    3. like who would act mean in front of you??????????????

21. thanks for repling to me.your friend josh

22. Cheesie,you make me laugh.

    1. Sometimes I make myself laugh, too!
       Thanks, Joshua!
       (I bet you are nicer to your little sister than my big sister is to me…)

23. no but i wish i saw one.i do not want to be bit by one.it would be cool to chang into a bat and fly!

    1. I never thought of it that way. It would be cool to fly, but I don’t think I’d like to drink blood.

24. Thanks so much!

25. I saw a vampire once. I saw a lady with very pale skin. She had a big Sun hat and an umbrella. When I held a mirror up to her she had no reflection. (Or I was pointing it at the sealing.

    1. Oh, Brianna! You are so funny. (You are also a good writer. I did not expect the ending.)

26. I have been a vampire and been bitten one.

    ON HALLOWEEN

    1. yea, like!!!

27. Do vaula count? they are like vampers but more scary. they are more human like to.

    1. Doesn’t matter if they count…because they are NOT REAL!
       (That’s my opinion.)

28. Cheesie,
    You are a very funny. Vampires are not real.
    Sorry to break your heart.
    Sasha

    1. I completely agree. No such thing as vampires.

29. when i said i was a vampire this year, a ninja last year, and a dog the year before that i meant for halloween. emily’s friend claims she has seen a vampire and is one. she told us the whole story. i dont really believe her.ttyl,
    Grace:)

30. Hi, Cheesie!!! I was just wondering why you made this page about vampires if you don’t believe in them.

    Thanks,
    Eliza

    1. Because someone has to stand up for the truth! It is crazy how many kids believe in vampires!

    2. I really might have pointed that mirror at the sealing.

31. I have seen a vampire.there was a lady with really pale skin.she was also wearing all black.I asked her if she was a vampire and she said no.but I said yes,yes you are. then I saw her teeth and they were sharp.:D

32. dude,I AM A VAMPIRE

    1. I am not being insulting when I say, “Dud, you are not!” There is no such thing as a vampire!

33. ahhhhh vapire

34. my birthday is june 20 also im telling my mom to buy avocado!:D

35. my carrots were bitten by Bunnacula but that’s completely different

36. i have been by a vampire and it hurt!!!!!!!!

37. I have never seen any vampire before but I would really like to see one if I get the chance.

38. wellll…..i have seen a bat vampire and it chaased me but i didnt get bit

39. Um, I got bitten by a vampire two years ago. I think. Because I felt a sting on my neck and passed out. When I came to, I had a Band-Aid on my neck

40. hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

41. There is no such things as vampires Cheesie Mack!!!

42. There is no such thing as vampires dude! They only come out on Halloween night!

43. Dear Cheesie
    i use to have a teacher that is a vampire she had the marks too prove it

44. i have never seen a vampire but my friend reese thinks im one

45. Dear Cheesie,
    I’ve attempted to join them before. Trust me, the experience isn’t pleasant, and my mouth refused to forgive me till I gifted it Halloween candy. Please don’t try joining the “Vampires.” Let them be. They have enough blood on their hands.
    Sincerely,
    A Concerned Fan 😛

46. do ghost count

47. i have been bitten by a vampire before

48. ive seen two each biting someone gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s I AM CONT DRACULAS COUSIN

49. dear cheesie,
    i am a vampire.
    byebye.
    sincerely,
    michelle tucker

    1. Dear Michelle,
       No, you aren’t. There are no such.
       byebye.
       sincerely,
       Cheesie Mack

50. dear cheesie,
    i have been both bitten by vampyres and bitten normal humans and turned them into vampyres. multiple times. i’m such a vampyre now that i can hardly even type this- the glare from the computer is killing me. i don’t know anyone except for friends an family who have ever seen a vampyre, though alien sightings are extremely common in my grandfather.
    p.s. VAMPIRE isn’t the correct spelling of vampire. It’s VAMPYRE. trust me, i’m a vampyre.i know these things.

    1. There were alien sightings in your grandfather? They must be small aliens to be running around inside him.
       Well, if you know how to spell vampyre, that proves you are one, I guess.

    2. it does. and the aliens were like one-celled organisms, they were so tiny. they gave him alienic dysentary. he’s an interesting man.

    3. That is hysterical! Alienic dysentery must be really “out of this world!

    4. im a vampire this is a pic of my neck

       mu
       wu = my neck

    5. If someone wad a vampire, and they drink blood to survive, the vampire spieces would grow and grow and then there would be no humans left and then all the vampires would die in a matter of days. that is why i dont belive you.

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