Point Battle Rules

Here is how the Point Battle is scored. (Goon has never seen this.)

These rules apply equally to Goon and to me. I do not cheat. Otherwise, why bother?

If one of us insults the other…

• When we’re alone:     1 point
• When other people can hear:      2 points
• Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent insult.

Causing the other to do something embarrassing…

• when we’re alone:       2 points
• when other people are around:       4 points
• Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent embarrassment.

Getting punished…

• by parents:     4 points
• by school:     8 points
• by police:     You lose—GAME OVER

Points are doubled when…

• it’s a REALLY BIG punishment
• you’re caught lying
• the other kid tattles
• the other kid is actually at fault, but doesn’t get punished.

Comment below if you have brother or sister problems. How do you handle yours?