Do You Know Any Good Fish Jokes?
Coach T told us a terrible joke about his name:
Why is there a fish on the floor?
Because the Tunavelov the table.
That got me wondering if there were better fish jokes. There must be! If you know one, please tell it to me.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Answer: Swimming trunks!
Why don’t fish like basketball?
A:because they’re afraid of the net!
I bet they would not like a player who makes lots of hook shots!
What fish wears a belt？
A belt fish。
Why does a ray have a so long wing?
Because its a ray。 （The line kind of ray in math.)
I love math (especially math jokes!)