Point Battle Rules
Here is how the Point Battle Is scored. (Goon has never seen this.)
These rules apply equally to Goon and to me. I do not cheat. Otherwise, why bother?
If one of us insults the other—
• When we’re alone: 1 point
• When other people can hear: 2 points
• Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent insult.
Causing the other to do something embarrassing—
• when we’re alone: 2 points
• when other people are around: 4 points
• Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent embarrassment.
• by parents: 4 points
• by school: 8 points
• by police: You lose—GAME OVER
Points are doubled when…
• it’s a REALLY BIG punishment
• you’re caught lying
• the other kid tattles
• the other kid is actually at fault, but doesn’t get punished.
Comment below if you have brother or sister problems. How do you handle yours?