Cheesie Mack

Vampires

I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who has ever seen a real vampire.

If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

Please comment below.

Post a Comment





What Others Are Saying

  1. Kyle says:

    ive seen 1 on halloween.

  2. Tyler says:

    i have seen one on the cover

  3. puneet says:

    i saw 1 on halloween

  4. Michael says:

    I got bite by one

  5. max grinold says:

    ya once I saw a lady with bie marks on her neck and they looked like this ..

  6. Marian8 says:

    I’ve been bitten by one

  7. Nick says:

    if i WAS a vampire I wouldnt tell ANYONE… you dont know what I am…

  8. Nick says:

    Ive seen a Vamp at the park… at least they looked like one. Pale, pointy teeth, holding an umbrella in pure daylight… And they had redish eyes. Not sure why they were at da park to begin with though

  9. sam says:

    Hey i have seen a vampire in cartoons. LOL :)

  10. cali says:

    iv been bitten by on duh oops my mom is calling me for blood cearel so bye

  11. Anonymous says:

    I think my teacher might be a vampire…..he has pale skin and (what looks like) fangs!

  12. Bella says:

    I think my little sister is a vampire because her teeth are sharp and she bites me a lot. I wonder how my blood taste!

  13. Bella says:

    I’ve been bitten and seen one

  14. emily olson says:

    I think my sister’s a vampire, because her teeth grew in weird, and are really sharp.

    • Cheesie says:

      Emily, jbee, & Patrick—

      Sharp teeth does not = vampire. Claiming it’s true does not = vampire.
      Vampires are not good.
      There is no such thing as a vampire!

      Dr. Frank N. Cheez has spoken!

  15. Sumaiyya Ali says:

    no

  16. jbee says:

    My friend a-girl claims she is a vampire. She’s pale and has perfect fangs!

  17. Patrick says:

    I have a friend named Ana who says that she is a good vampire.

  18. Kk says:

    It is really hot here and it like never rains so I think its IMPOSSIBLE for vamps to live here. I don’t believe in that stuff. Though, I do like the taste of blood. Its salty! :D I have a feeling vamps like salt… :/

  19. Kid says:

    Sup Cheese-o-rama my friend,boy,is a vampire.He tried to bite me once but, i grabbed some garlic and pow he was out

  20. When I was a kid, my parents thought I had a rare skin condition. The next morning, they saw two bite holes. I can never go in the sun again. Every time my family accedentily cut themselves, my eyes turn bright green.

Wanna join the conversation? Leave a comment!