#1-Junk Food Presentation
Georgie and I did an oral presentation in fifth grade about junk food. Like I wrote in Cheesie Mack Is Not a Genius or Anything, if you have to do an oral report, you have my permission to use this for your school presentation. (Tell me if you do by commenting below!) Of course you should tell your teacher that it comes from Cheesie Mack. Otherwise, it’s cheating… and, c’mon, you’ll probably get just as good a grade if you don’t cheat.
Here goes. I did the talking; Georgie did everything else.
.
Boys and Girls of Ms. Higgins’ fifth-grade class:
You’ve probably heard that you should eat foods from all of the important Food Groups like vegetables, fruits, meats, grains, and other good stuff.

This is actually a picture of a bar of soap. I found it on the internet. I asked Mom to buy me one, but she said, "No way. Too weird." (If you think you can convince your mother, click the image.)
That’s true if you’re thinking about good health and stuff like that. But what about junk food? There are Food Groups for junk food, too. The four Junk Food Groups are Salt, Sugar, Grease, and Starch.
The Perfect Junk Food should have lots of all four of the Junk Food Groups and not much other so-called good stuff like protein, fiber, or vitamins.
How about glazed donuts? That might be a good choice. They have huge amounts of Sugar, Grease, and Starch. Also, not much good stuff. That’s three of the all-important Junk Food Groups. But they don’t have anywhere near enough Salt to qualify as the Perfect Junk Food. You can try to fix that problem…
…but you probably won’t like the result. After extensive research, however, we discovered there is a lot of sugar in ketchup.
Therefore, the Perfect Junk Food is French fries with ketchup. Delicious, readily available almost everywhere, and with plenty of Salt, Sugar, Grease, and Starch…the perfect balance of all four Junk Food Groups.
Good luck! Let me know what you did and how it turned out.
Please comment below.
i don’t exactly like some of the stuff listed but here is one i love chilly–cheese fries
That rocked!!!!!!! (p.s. say hi to Georgie for me!)
This is Georgie. “Hi!” to you.
i love dohnuts,frenchfries,cookies,oreos,milkshakes,and icecream
I guess you have a giant sweet tooth. You better eat some vegetables. All that sugar is not so good for you.
good
YOU ROCK CHEESIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made me think…what if some kind of cheese was so hard that you couldn’t cut it? It would be called Rock Cheese!
loved the report Cheesie
And Georgie didn’t even leave me one French fry!
Hi Cheesie! My name is Emelia or Kitty. I LOVE DOUGHNUTS! They are the most wonderful snack! Wonderful report. I have never heard of a report on junk food. AWESOME JOB!!!!
I’m glad you liked it. The kids in my class laughed so hard.
Thank you for responding!!!!!!!!
Sounds like a very funny, and interesting report…NICE JOB 😀
22 letters mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
waz up peoplz
What is your next book?
Click here:
http://cheesiemack.com/next-book/
please talk to me and i will faint
What did you get on your report card for the junk food expermient?
An A+!
My teacher laughed so hard.
hey its sparky remember me from loma verde i would not blame you if u did not remember me but i finisheed your book in less than three hours it was awesome
Sure, I remember. You’re the really tall, really strong kid with the blue hair…(just kidding).
THREE HOURS!? You must be a super-fast reader.
I read it in one hour.i am eight and have an iq of 197.
Me too except I read it in 45 minutes cause I’m 9 and have a higher iq than you do
Be nice, Olivia. No bragging, please.
WOW you are awesome
I tried it and I got an F. 🙁 JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha and wow I LOVE MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES!!!!! They are the BEST!
Its sad you didnt get an A++!!!
I’m reading your book and I just want to say good job on that.BUT STILL WHY IN 2012
I don’t know why it takes so long for a book to come out. The publisher decides that. Sorry.
HA HA HA!!
Very Good Report
Thanks! I got an A+…Georgie got ketchup on his shirt!
(He got an A- because Ms. Higgins said he was too gross.)
Ms. Julie Higgins, an excellent teacher I work with at Blossom Hill Elementary School, recommended your book/website and I’ve got to say: I LOVE IT! If the book is as fun to read as the web pages, my fourth-graders will go crazy over it. Looking forward to publication.
Joe Bolin
What an honor! This is my favorite book.
Thanks, Ms. Higgins! I hope my sixth-grade teachers will be as cool as you.
SUP