#1-Rodent Jokes
In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
Q:Mouse is q
A:No a mouse is cute
Hey Cheesie i’m back
Hi, Tomas!
Q: why is it so hard to use a computer?
A: because the mouse keeps scurrying away!
Good one!
Where did the lion go when his tail was chopped of??
Anser:retailer
Heehee.
I like it.
Hyun AE:Why do mice need oiling?Mi Hi: I dont know why?Hyun AE:Because they squeak!!!!!!!!!
Haha!
Knock knock
Who’s there
MouseKeeping!
Bhahahahaha
That’s not EXACTLY funny…
Q: Does a rodent like to drive?
A: yes! Because rode is in it’s name!
You made that up…didn’t you? Cool.
Q:what do cats like to eat for dessert?
A:Micecream!
Heehee!
what do you cal a rat that’s runin ? running max
What do you say when a rats stealing your cheese? NACHO CHEESE!
Mice to meet you Cheesie
Do I seem familiar?
what did the rat say to the dancer? rattatat just like that! ( Iknow, its not funny)
It’s a good try, though.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouse 1 to a sad little Mouse 2: “Why are you so blue?”
Mouse 2: “My cheese has mold in it!”
Mouse 1: “I guess you are what you eat.”
hahaha!
Q-What’s yummy to eat, but not appealing?
A-Mice crispy treats!
//I need to work on that question…
This one is really corny-
“Knock knock”
“Whose there?”
“Rat.”
“Rat who?”
“Rat’s a good joke!”
~I was being weird-~
OOOF! Rat’s a really bad joke.
C’mon!
I didn’t know what in the world I was thinking that day!
I had to muck candy and was think about rats-
I think-
I’m spelling things wrong today xD
Ooooopppppssssss-
I regret nothing-
Rat’s because i’m fabulous.
Your awesome- You still need to reach perfect before you get to fabulous.
Rat’s a looooooong way to go.
To much candy–
Can’t even spell my name right- *wheezes*
You are very funny.
Haha!
^.^ I was born that way~ *waves around a magic wand*
Plus I GAWT MAH NAME RIGHT!!!
Annnnd for my worst one yetttt
Q-Where do hamsters come from?!?
A-HAMSTERDAM
//OMG what was I thinking–
You are a total goofball! And very funny.
Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A: A mouseketeer!
is it good
Haha!
Q: What kind of mice you work with a computer?
A: An electrical mouse!
What kind of rodent makes ham?
A hamster!
Haha!
Q:What did the rock say to the ruler?
A:You rule
Q:what did the ruler say to the rock?
A:You Rock
P.S:These aren’t rodent jokes. These are complements.