

Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts.
Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family. - I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
hi my name is james I like your book
Thatnks, Jamezs!
(I stuck an extra Z in your name to give it some extra pizzazz!)
CAN WE BE IN ONE OF YOUR BOOK’S
Maybe…but you’ll have to have Gemma, too.
you are so cool. whats your favourite food…………& I LIKE YOUR BOOK
Did you vote for your favorite food? (I’m not going to tell you mine because it might influence your vote.)
hey my name is kiara
i am 10 years old
i live in nowra
my school is nowra
east public school
i cant wait to here your speach
my class is called 3/4D
Hi, Kiara. I am excited to come to Nowra!
my name is gemma l like you book it is so cool
Thanks a lot, Gemma.
HIHIHIHIH
HIHI back to you.
HEY cheeise me and friend tanika like cheese
whats your fav colour
Orange.
Hey Cheesie, how are you. Whats the new score between you and your sister, i bet you are on 999999999999999 and your sisters on 1324. Aint that right
Ha ha! Nope it’s still pretty close.
will you put me in one of your books
i have a question for you.how many books are you going to write? I just love them
I have written five so far. The fifth one comes out this week! I am thinking about more…but who knows. (It’s a lot of work.)
OMG you visit my school and told us the story that was in the 2 book and it was AWESOME to hear it in person youre books Rock
Hi Cheesie,
The day you got the hook caught in your finger, did you catch anything apart from your thumb?
Wow! That’s a really good question. I can’t remember exactly. My dad and I usually catch lots of fish (mostly trout), so I bet I did. My mom doesn’t go with us much. She says when she goes out on a boat early in the morning she catches cold, not fish!
I love the book Cheesie Mack is cool in a duel when you make a touchdown with your underpants.
Luckily there were no girls around!
You actually have 2 pets goon and deeb
They’re not exactly the fane. Deeb knows how to behave.
like my brother he’s supersupersupersuper times ∞ annoying
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUR 4TH BOOK CHEESIE MACK IS NOT REALLY FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO U HAVE ANY OTHER PETS BESIDES YOUR MUTT? HOW IS YOUR GOON SISTER DOING?
YOUR FAN, AWESOMENESS#1
I have only my dog, Deeb. And my sister is a goon!
Now Cheesie your exactly famous. 🙂
Ex-act-lee!
More like eggs-act-lee
I love your book CHESSIE MACK IS NOT EXACTLY FAMOUS I LIKE THE PART WHERE THEY MAKE THE TIME CAPULES
Thanks, Coogi! Cool name, BTW.
Hi! I am Mrs. Piza, a fifth grade teacher from Baldwin School in Puerto Rico. My students are reading Cheesie Mack is not a Genius or Anything as their summer reading book. When school starts, can I have them write to you? I am planning tons of activities to do with them using your book, especially regarding the use of bigger vocabulary words! It was a fun reading!
Wow! I have never been to Puerto Rico. Thanks for writing to me. It makes me very happy to hear that you’re using my books in class.
I <3 making lists too! And I think u have a really cool nickname!
How about Elbee as a nickname for you?
hay i havent been on for awile how has it been
Hi Cheesie, I love your books. I had a birthday party all about cheese! There was even a cheese tasting!
No way! Are you goofing on me?
Nope.
Cheese tasting for kids? That’s really different. What kind of cheeses? Any really weird ones? In my fifth book there’s a blindfolded soda-tasting contest.
my friend had a gummy bear with spray cheese on top thing she tied a pillowcase around her nose and mouth and we sprayed three different kinds of cheeses on 12 different gummy beaars and she ate and said wat flavour they were. btw my friend told me i wasnt actually there. She showed me pics for proof
That is so weird.
u can reply i forgot to change it
I know big foot is huge hairy no one can find him he do not wear shoes. just answering your question in book two cheesie. BYE!
good job on books really like them keep up the good work
good job on the books really like them
Thanks, Fluffybearbear! (Cool name)
Hi I am from Wayne Thomas I am read all your books I think there great
from Lili PS Love your books and I am from Wayne Thomas
Thanks, Lili. Wayne Thomas rocks!
Thx back i am reading Cheesie Mack Is Not a Guniness or anything and i jusr finished Cheesi Mack Is Not Exatly famous!!!!!!!!!!!
The class really, really liked the book. The book was entertaining, funny and creative. We plan on reading more of your books. Keep writing.
Dear Mrs. Espe’s class—
Thanks for reading my book. I would like to come to East Peoria next year. If that sounds like a good idea, please have your librarian or principal contact me.
Rude just …. rude
to Ryker “Ezfenspark” Sanders not the class
you are awesome and cool love book nuber one so much! ghbr
Hi, Cora. Thanks for the comment.
Dear Author/Mac-N-Cheese/Steve Chortler,
Regarding your first book, “Cheesie Mack Is Totally Not Advertising His Website Or Anything”, I found it terribly boring, un-creative, and like you were force feeding me to come here, to this dump of a website. The quote on the back of the copy I read, saying Mack was “creative” and “if they don’t believe you, they should check out your website. I’ve seen more creative characters in the 80’s My Little Pony cartoon. You and Jeff Kinney should both write a book together so we can all see just how bad the BOTH of you are.
Yours Truly,
Ezfen
That’s kind of harsh….
It kind of is…isn’t it?
HI
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhhhhhhh
Rude you spelled his name wrone jeff kiney is a great author and your commet should be taken off the website the cheese mack books are AWESOME!!!!!! ok so stop acting negitave please.
Actually Jeff Kinney does spell his name with two N’s. (I did not remove his comment because I thought other kids might wish to respond like you did.)
That’s so mean I think his books are amazing
Dude Cheesie books are Awesome.
Thanks, Ivie.
Hey
Watch your words Mr.”Ryker “Ezfenspark” Sanders”
i really like your book called chessie mack is not a genius or anything it is very intertaining and it’s AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Thanks, Lauren!
Hi do you still have George as a friend and I won’t to talk to you more what is your email or something else that we can talk on I’m having tuff time
Georgie will be my friend FOREVER.
True that
I love alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffff your books they are awesome
Thanks, Ben.
I love your books! When is the new book coming out to stores?
August 14, 2014.
Are you going to make a movie? That would be so cool! I can just imagine that.
A movie company would have to want to make it…very expensive.
I love how you have so many important words in your book. You really mean a lot to me and same as your books. My favorite series. I tell people about it all the time. They now start to read it too! 📚📖📚📖
Can’t wait until the 5th book comes out! Reply back!
Hi , it was sooooo cool when you came to my class it love all your books and I am reading cheese Mack is not exactly famous I can’t want for all the other books to come out I will read them all and I loved the sticker you gave me when I asked about who do you dedicate all your book to thanks
– Ben
Georgie 4 President!
Thanks, Stephanie!
Are you in Australia now? By the way, I know it is actually Steve answering. This is to Steve. Do u remember me from Thursday?
Mr. Cotler isn’t here. He goes to Australia in August.
more cheez plz!
Hi!! I am back Mack!!
Is this Cheesie answering or Steve?
I am Cheesie.
I am buying all books
When you came to my school you were so enthusiastic! That is great! I have all of your books and have read them all! It was great to meet you!! Thanks again!
Thank you, Stephanie!
CHEESIE MACK IS AWESOME😃😃😃😃
Hi Cheesie Mack you Rock I love your books and that you are not the the trouble maker and that Geogie is the troulbe maker
Nah…Georgie’s a good guy. Sometimes he just gets ideas that are not so good.
i LOVE your books and i hope you make a lot more books so i can read more and more and MORE! you are vary cool and Georgie is cool too. i love your books and you are vary cool and Awesome and i hope you make m,ore books and stuff.:)!!!!!!
Thanks, Canyon!
i LOVE your books i read them all except for Book 5 you are my role model…………………………………………………
That’s really nice, Nicole.
I love ur books I am buying book 1
Thanks, Jessie!
U are coming to my school today I can not wait 😊💕
I love this book
Thanks!
Thanks for visiting our school you have lots of awesome stories
Thanks, Lindsey.
Chessie Mack Is The Best Cartoon Caracter ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheesie Mack is the best book ever!
Thank you, Megumi!