

Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts.
Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family. - I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
come to my house
I think book 2 is better than book 1 and thank Steve Cotler for coming to Parkview elementary school in Illinois. 🙂
Park View ROCKS!
You have a really cool name Jasmine
Hi! Do you know Karen Magnant She is the teacher I want next year and She really likes you and reads all your books
I love Mrs. Magnant! She is one of the best teachers in the UNIVERSE.
Hi!
I was wondering what sow bugs (from book one) tasted like lobster or shrimp or neither. Please respond
,cheesiefollower456
Like I wrote in the book…I NEVER TASTED ONE!
You should try one
No way.
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hi cheesie its me Madison from 4th grade at antelope creek
Hiya, Madison!
I cant wait for you to come tommorow! Our litterature teacher read part of your first book. I personally thought it was really funny! I really like your website too, it has so much cool information. Travel safely. See ya tommorow!
River Ridge ROCKS! (And so does Ms. Thorsen!)
you forgot the ‘ in can’t
Hi my teacher started reading Cheesie Mack books and I really like them so I started to read Cool In A Duel which is great to hopefully I don’t spoil who won the point battle.
Thanks, Amanda. Ask your teacher to contact me. Maybe I could come to your school.
your book is awsome keep making more cheesie mack books i’m getting them all for my birthday
Whoa! You’re going to have a Cheesie birthday!
We are loving chapters one and two and can’t wait to finish chapter three before your visit to our school! Cheesie is awesome and a great character.
We will have a lot of fun! See you soon.
I love. Your. Books
I like your. Book
im ready for book 6 (Happy)
Hello cheese I am know reading another book
Hello cheese I am know ready another of your books😍
Also I have a new crush and she loves your books
Thanks, Ferris.
Do you really like Lana? My crush moved to Hong Kong.
Not especially. She’s okay, I guess.
I have read your books and they are awesome!Do you have a new book coming out if it is I want to buy it.I love your books expecialy Cheesie Mack is not a Genius or Anything
Thanks,
Mabrie
There are five books. You’ve read #1.
Your books are so funny.
Cheese is somtimes like both of us and Georgie is always like us.
Your website is really cool.
We met you at are scholl.
Emily and Amy xxxxxx
Thank you, Emily and Amy!
Cheesie is the best it his book it’s like his real and Steve is and amazing writer!! Thanks for the book!!!
-Danica
Woo-hoo! Thanks, Danica.
Please send me something back please your awesome
I am sending you SOMETHING in this comment. It is the word SOMETHING.
(Hee hee)
Haha! U love your books! i just finished all of them! Thanks!
I mean I love your books. haha
I figured. (But I do love my own books, too!)
You read all five? Cool…thanks, Brian.
Real funny cheese
Your books are funny do you visit schools
Yes, I do.
YOU ARE AWESOME CHEESIE!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Ellie.
I hear your coming to my school
It’s true!
I think its 4 coins to.
hi i read your first book it was awesome but i was woundering what your middle name is thank
Apton. Weird, huh?
You can find my whole family here.
hi you are good at rioting books good if you won’t to call me my number is xxxxx or xxxxxx
Jada, I had to cross out your phone numbers. My Aunt Brenda, who is a computer expert, says kids should NEVER put their phone numbers online.
hi m my name is jada do you like doing things i no i do your books are good i love your book it is koled cheese mack is ruining like crazy
Thanks, Jada!
I love your books they inspire me and there interesting like that joke you told us about when you at camping and you are the best.
Thanks, Tiesha.
Hi Cheesie Mack
Hi, beastmo!
Why did you change illustrators??
The first illustrator asked for a raise, so my publisher hired a new guy. I like them both.
do you have instagram?
No.
We are looking forward to your visit to our school on September 22!
Sincerely,
Mrs. Menig’s Minions Class
4th grade
Weimar Hills School
Cheesie will be there!
Your books are the best in the hold wide world
thank you for writing the book because it changed my life
Wow! That’s great. How did it change your life?
When are you going to neps school we all
what to see you.
When are you going to neps we all
what to see you
hi cheesy mack what do you do for a living i like your book it is good !! !!
vv ^^
I write books. And thanks.
my name is bryce
Hiya, Bryce!
Hi cheesie mack i go to neps
Nowra East rocks!
hey cheesie what are you gooing.
i want to tell you a joke.
why did the cleaner marry the teacher.
hi my name jerome
Hi, Jerome.
I don’t know.
hi how old are you realy what is your favorite animal and where do you live do you like ariana grande and what song that ariana grande wrote and please tell me all of this and you have to call me ariana grande ok……………
But your name is Pearl. Why would I call you Ariana Grande?
how old old are you cheesie br your my mate arnt you do you like evry thing is awsome do ya do ya do ya
by tyreese
11 years old
hi cheese mack my real name is not abigale it is just abby
ok hope you get it right ok
thanks from abby
I will try to remember that.
hi chessie im am a really big big fan do you love me too
by tyreese
Love you? I don’t even KNOW you.
(And don’t ask if you can be my girlfriend. I do not have a girlfriend.)
Are you going to make another book.
I also like cheesy mac.
I written five. (I’m thinking about #6…)
dear cheesie mack is it true that you like acting
from girls at east nowra p.s
Actually I don’t know if I like acting. I have never been in a play. I like watching plays a lot, however.
i love chessie mack my freind jayde likes it im josie
I had broccoli cheddar soup for dinner last night !!!!!!!
I love broc-ched soup.
Hi Cheesie I bought your book from my school I got Cheesie jack is not exactly famous I go to lake Joondalup baptist college your author came and visited us 23072004
Hi I’m Adam I haven’t read your book yet but I’m really excited to I’ve heard that your book is very funny sincerily Adam Bondi beach public school
Bondi Beach School is very cool. And I put your school on one of my webpages because I have two cousins who live in Bondi Beach.
Hi Cheesie Mack,
I am in fifth grade and my teacher just started reading your book “Cheesie Mack is not a genius or anything” and I already LOVE it. She is only on chapter 1. I think it’s SUPER funny! I have a little brother who can be…weird sometimes. I am planning on reading your others.
sincerely Jolie
Thanks, Jolie. I hope you are not the same kind of big sister as my big sister.
hi im abby i love your book cheesie mack is not a genius or
anything
Thanks, Abby!
(I bet that your full name is Abigail…right?)
hay cheesie mack im skylar i love your book so and i cant wait till you come to my school Nowra East Public School.by
Coming soon!
cheesie mack your stories are fantastick so i berleve your the best storiey riter ever from josh
That is really nice of you to say, Joshua.