

Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts.
Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family. - I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
Cheesie do you remember when I said someone likes to eat cheesies well its a character who loves to eat cheese. Here is a ritual to protect you. Zaba zaba yoyo zaba zaba yoyo ZABA ZABA YOYO ZABA YOYO. Now you are protected. One last thing the ritual only lasts for a week. By now you probably realized that I’m a wizard. This comment was way too long
Hi i have only read one of your books before with my class so i wanted to know where do yo live at, do you have a pet in one of your books. Were the same age i just turned 11 in January 26 2005. Thats all i wanted to ask thanks for your time nice to meet you bye.
Thanks for your questions, Ahmaiyarae. All the answers are in my books.
what is your sisters name?
Are you serious? She’s in my book everywhere. Her name is June.
You have come to my school. I loooooooooved it
Thanks, Rachel.
The next title of your book should be cheesie Mack here comes trouble
It should be about cheesie Georgie Lana Kevin and Eddie doing stuff
He goes to my school
Hey mr colter I know your grandson. His name is Ethan bowling
This is Cheesie…I know Ethan Bowling. I’ve been to his house.
hi my name is Sheer and you came to my school i already read all your books they are all so good!!!
Thanks, Sheer!
what are your favorite pets had you ever had one
I have a dog named Deeb! Greatest dog in the known universe, in my opinion!
I have read 2 of them but I cant find the others in the library
Ask your librarian to order them.
what are your hobbies I bet its writing
Yes…and I like sports, too.
cheesie I like your books there awesome I like the second book most about the one armed willie could you make more funny books please\
There are five! Have you read them all?
Hi cheesie, when are you going to make the 6th book
I’m thinking about it. Have you read all five of mine?
Hey Cheesie! What is your favorite T.V show?
Maybe Big Bang Theory.
Have you seen the Big Bang Theory LEGO set? It’s a very detailed model.
No. I’m going to go online and look. I like Big Bang Theory, so the LEGO set sounds fun.
Could I please see some optical illusions?
hi cheesie do u remember u went to our schhol
Of course I do! Mountain View rocks!
HI CHEESIE I LIKE UR BOOK THAT I EVEN BOUGHT ONE I LIKE UR SECOND BOOK ITS AWSOME AND FUNNY WHAT IS UR FAV FOOD
I have lots of favorite foods. Today my dad made me melted cheese on a tortilla with salsa. It’s called a quesadilla (kay-suh-DEE-uh), if you didn’t know. And it was DEE-LISH!
Quesadillas are good. I usually have black beans instead of salsa.
Do you remember Alexander from Theuerkauf elementary school?
i go to therkauf i know alexander
I do remember meeting Alexis and friends in the library!
i have CheesieMack is not exactly famous and its awesome and you should make an other book!
I did. That’s #4. Try #5.
You are all invited to a monster jam show on Sunday!!!!!!
This is not me. Nice try, Tyler.
Cheese man, you are absolutely the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Tyler M.
Cheesie I think I know a guy who loves to eat cheesies so you better be careful and by the I like how you switch with Georgie in the 4th book
Thanks, Muhammed!
Cheesie, I had changed my name to Gumball and Darwin and here, I will tell you about the “Is your Refrigerator running?” It is nerve breaking.
If it’s running, you better run and catch it.
Are you planning to make anymore books this year? I hope so and if you do, i’ll stick around.
I’m thinking about it…but not sure yet.
i like your books
Thanks, Darya.
How many books do you think you will right in your life time?
Let’s see… If I live to be 100 (people are living longer and longer), and I write two books a year, that’s 89 times 2 plus the 5 I’ve already written…
Answer = 183!
Which was your favorite book to write???
I don’t really have a favorite. Some were EASIER to write than others. It was hardest to write the first one because I had never done it before.
I have a riddle!! Q:What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night??? A: a human!!! it`s like 1 day is 1 lifetime!!! a baby in the morning, a adult in the afternoon, and a Granpa with a cane at night!!
I better not let my Granpa read this. He’ll blow a fuse!
I have a riddle. What has four eyes but can not see? Misisippi! Here is another. A man has a few daughters. They all have red hair, but 2. They all have brown hair, but 2. They all have blonde hair, but 2. How many daughters does the man have? 3!
Daughter riddle is EXCELLENT!
Another name for a Rollie pollie is the patato bug
Yep. That’s true.
are you going to make anymore books cheesie?
Working on it…
Thanks Cheesie. I will try that. Do you have any other good pranks I could try?
cheesie that is a cool name only mine is read cause i read alot
hi Cheesie what was the mouse plot again
It’s in my first book.
you first book was awesome i relly love it
p.s i cant spell =P
Cool name = bobflob
#shabooyah
The best word in the universe
Hi cheese Mack I am in Mrs. Hoeschele class and we have been reading ur very first book!And I think it was very funny and very interesting!!
Hi cheesie i am also in ms. hoeschele’s class and we are reading your first book like we said and i am wondering about the oringinnal cover of the book why did they make a new cove?
why did they mske a new cover?
OMG CHEESIE MACK I JUST GOT TO CHAPTER 14 ON THE FIRST BOOK [I THINK] AND I LOVE IT SO FAR!!!!!!!! YOUR BOOKS ARE 🆒 and 👌🏼😃🤗❕❗️ ON A/AN SCALE FROM 1-100 I WOULD GIVE IT 💯✅
YAHHH
Wow! Thanks, Nathan.
The answer is on my website: http://cheesiemack.com/original-covers/
It was a pretty funny adventure for me, too.
Hi Cheesie,
We have been reading your first book and think you are very funny. Thank you for making this cool website in which we will explore during our recess time this Friday. We can’t believe that your sister told that big lie about the raffle tickets. We look forward to reading your next books!
Sincerely,
All of us.
Wow! I don’t get a comment from a whole class very often. Thanks!
P.S.—–Longridge ROCKS!
i think it wasnt the best of your ideas
Hi cheesie you are cool
That’s because I live in Gloucester and the temperature outside is low and I’ve got the window open, so…I’m cool (actually I’m cold).
I love the series
Thanks, BOB!
sorry cheesie, i mant, why did you talk sam into voting for kevin. you had already one.
Like I said in the book, Kevin had turned out to be a good sport by voting for me, so I just decided to end the war.
HEY CHEESIE YOUR BOOKS ARE THE BOMB. I READ THEM ALL EXCEPT CHEESIE MACK IS SORT OF FREAKED OUT. TTYL!
Are you really from Canada? If so, why don’t you ask your teacher to invite me to your school? I have never been to a school in Canada.
you can be kinda mean sometimes cheesy. for example in you book coo duel, when when whats her face called you near the end of the book to tell you that her friend thought goergie was cute, she was about to say how she liked you, Then you just hung up the phone on her!!!
cheesie, in your second book (in a cool duel ) when you and your cabin mates were voting why did you change your last vote so that kevin and you would tie. he was being a big bully the whole summer and you gave up him saying you were awesome and bowing to, you for no reason.
Nolan, I thinkk you misread my book. I did not change my vote. Read the ending again…
Cheesie Mack is the most book ever. I was wondering how do you get ideas to write your books
You left out a word. You wrote: “Cheesie Mack is the most book ever.” The most what? Most interesting? Most confusing? Most mind-boggling? Most disgusting?
????
in your second book, in a cool duel how did you know that the girl who liked Gorgie was an only child
The explanation is in the book on pages 190-191.
SOON…Please! I need to do it TODAY! Thanks.
Can you please tell me a good prank to play on my sister who is 8 years old?
The short-sheeting is excellent pranking.
http://cheesiemack.com/cool-duel/short-sheeting/
Thanks soooooooooooooo much!
which is better,mac and cheese,or a grilled cheese sandwich
you know what,forget that question.At the beginning of the book you said you liked mac and cheese.
which do you hate worse,potatoes,or carrots.
I do not hate either. In fact, because you asked, I just went downstairs and had a baked potato and a glass of carrot juice for lunch! (I put cheese on my potato) Dee-lish
But I also like grilled cheese the way my Granpa makes it.
Both are completely YUM!
hey cheesie do you ike cookies
Of course I do. My favorites are whatever I have in my hand. In other words, I like all kinds, esp with a cold glass of milk. In fact, I’m going to do that right now. BYE.
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