

Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts.
Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family. - I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
i love this book
I wish you soooooooo much to make a new book I liked it so much I read under the covers overall it is an amazing series
Chessie i am a six year old girl who really thought this was a great book and Iknow what yo are thinking but I am a really good reader and I was born in Idaho and know i live in Ohio because my dad wanted to move us here because he wanted a land and also maybe we could hangout I thought this book was really good and funny and would like to get to know you maybe, please.
Sincerly, Addy Reid
My birthday is August 22. I just turned 11 too!
is this a real story ? i mean like cheesie is real ? and also i love your books : )
Me and cheesie are the same person we both love books and running.
You have a very excellent and unusual name. I did an anagram of it that proves why you should never be afraid of hogs. It’s because Davis Speeg EVADES PIGS.
It is an amazing series
1-10 how mean is goon
Maximum mean.
Where are the pranks?
I described lots of them in my books.
are you gonna make a sixth book
hi cheesie mr.c student
we love your books there are amasing
have a good day.
i love your books
Thanks, Jackson.
hi cheesie i love your books mr.c student
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wyatt
Wyatt who?
Wyatt seems like I’ve made up a terrible knock-knock joke using your name.
hi it is 1 of the students from Mr. C’s class we have recently read your message
Hi, Sophie. Now you can read your own message.
SIGHH i hope you will publish ur sixth book soon.
I just don’t know…SIGH.
hi cheesie make more books pls
I want to, but my publisher doesn’t. SIGH…
Oof dont. and im gonna be bored these few days…
hey ur fake right
I do not know what you mean. I have never been to Hong Kong. Maybe Hong Kong is fake and doesn’t really exist.
oof bud. But if ur real, make ur 6th book.
I really want to do a 6th book, but my publisher is not so enthusiastic.
Was I right? Is Hong Kong fake?
(My father—who is sometimes very weird—says, “Oof sounds sort of like oeuf, which is the French word for egg.”)
Aw man. Now i have no other books to read… Well, Hong Kong is definately not fake and how do u know im msg ing u from Hong Kong
My Aunt Brenda (who built my website) put in a Secret Decoder Doodad that tells me sort of where each comment comes from. I cannot tell exactly, but it gives me the general idea. Yours, for example says your internet comes from Hong Kong, Central District. But to know more than that I would have to go to HK’s Central District and walk around yelling your name!