#2-Milk Duds
Vote for Your Favorite Movie Candy…and Why Are They Called Milk Duds?
Want to vote for your favorite movie-eating candy? I’m doing a poll. You can vote below.
My favorite? Milk Duds.
Dud is a great word. It means something that fails to work properly or is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless.
“The firecracker was a dud. It didn’t explode or anything.”
It can also refer to a person.
“Our quarterback is such a dud. He can barely throw a pass.”
Since the word is so negative, why would a candy maker name its product Milk Duds?
I looked it up, and it’s because back in the 1920s the company that invented them wanted perfectly round caramels coated with milk chocolate…and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t make them look like that. So they called them Milk (chocolate) Duds.
Granpa ate Milk Duds at the movies when he was a kid. The package was different then because they were made by a different company. I wondered if today’s Milk Duds were the same as in the olden days, so I gave him one of mine to taste. Here is his review:
“Not like I remember. The caramel’s the same, but I don’t know…the chocolate tastes different.”
So Granpa and I did some research and found out that Hershey’s doesn’t use cocoa butter (that’s the oily part of the cocoa bean) anymore. Now they use vegetable oil. Without cocoa butter—the government says—chocolate isn’t really chocolate. So Hershey’s is not allowed to say Milk Duds are covered with chocolate. All they can say (look at the box at the top) is “chocolatey covered.”
Granpa says that proves they really are duds.
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Did u know if u are in dark and eat a lifesaver it will spark or glow! I tryied it it is relly cool a nother fact is that if u are in dark and u stay relly still and a partner stays still it looks like they dissapeer
I read somewhere it has to be Wintergreen LifeSavers.
I like alomed joys they are delish!😋
Almond Joy…yum!
or maybe nerds im not sure
my fav kandy is sour patch kids and will never be anything else
Never is a long time!
your books are kinda cool i guess
Thanks, Isis (which is a very cool name).
I like Skittles, but I’m not sure if it is a movie candy, because I’ve never eaten candy at the movie theater. My mom likes Milk Dud’s.
I bet you can get Skittles in theaters.
This may sound weird but, I don’t like movie candy that much! But I do love fountain drinks
I’m not into candy that much either…
Me, neither…really.
cheesie, this is sort of unrelated, but will you write another book?
Maybe. I’m thinking about it.
I love your books. My nose is usually in a fiction book, but once my mom got me to stop reading Percy Jackson, this the only book I read!
Thanks, Sydney!
even though i like gummy bears best, i really like all kinds of candy.
My other is theater popcorn
yea, theater popcorn is the best
Yum!
CHEESIE DO YOU LIKE TWIZZLERS BECAUSE THATS MY FAVORITE!!!!
I like ’em, but they are def not my fave.
hi cheese i REALY like sour patch kids hope you get my vote
mabye instead i REALLY, REALLY, REALLY love sour patch kids yummy, yummy, yummy
i love livesavers
by tyreese
They are good candies because there are so many flavors. Have you ever had choc-o-mint LifeSavers?
can i be in your next book pretty please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My books are based on my real life, so until I meet you, it’s impossible.
I like gummy feet
Sour Patch kids are personally my favorite if you want to know. What is your favorite Cheesie? I think it was Milk Duds, but I can’t remember.😜
my fave is some kind of melty snicker bar combined withcheese puffs i make at home cause i’ve never been to theaters in my life only rent or buy movies
A choclaty-peanut-cheese glump. Sounds delish!
Wow never knew that much about candy…Sheesh.
I like almost all. I don’t like grape or banana though.