I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who has ever seen a real vampire.

If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

Please comment below.

Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. I saw a group of people walking around on halloween dressed up as vampires does that count?

  2. Hey Cheesie, I am a book lover and I have read many vampire books. They don’t suck up blood anymore in my belief. I think they have a blood faucet and drink from that. When the blood faucet somehow turns off they try to find blood. The vampires most likely will feed off of rats, but some rats will positively run away. Now they have the vampire’s vampire energy. Now they can infect others into becoming a vampire. I am pretty sure they live somewhere where humans cannot find them, probably on the outskirts of the world. I believe they exist though.

  3. If this counts, my friend dressed up as a vampire for Halloween and bit me with fake fangs. πŸ‘»πŸŽƒ

  4. There is no such thing as a vampire in the existince of the human of the human race
    or anything for that matter. by the way I will see you at kelly elementeray.

  5. I personally hate vampires. P.S Garlic does not work. My uncle died trying it. Use BELL PEPPER. Grind it, and sprinkle it in their eyes.

  6. cheesie, if you ask people to say if they have seen a vampire, and then u do not beleve anyone, why did you ask in the first place?

  7. i seen a vamp he is in my 5th grade class !creapy,still trying not to get bitten!
    TRUST ME IT IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. I got bitten by one, and trust me it HURTS! I have a permanent scar. The vampire lives in my house! And when were not here, and it is hungry, it eats mac n cheese! So you’d better watch out!

  9. plz reply to me plz! i really love you like so much


  10. hey well i havent seen any of that but i think i dont want to…WHO WOULD! well any ways im areally big fan and i was wondering why is your best friend sooooo crazy?!

  11. HI CHEESIE i LOVE CHEESE and mac&cheese btw i know a cheese joke

    joke: what is a ducks favorit snack
    answer: cheese & qwackers
    lol get it qwackers

  12. Hey CHESSIE,I LOVE ur books.

    P.S pep is NOT my real name πŸ˜€
    it’s my NICKname πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ plz REPLY.