Uncle Bud tells the same joke every year at the first campfire, so every returning camper knows it by heart. And just before he gets to the end, we always interrupt by yelling out the punch line and laughing hysterically.
Here it is. But I warn you, it’s only funny if you’ve heard it a million times.
A man went into a restaurant with a gigantic, sharp-toothed monster on a leash.
“I’m terribly sorry, sir,” the waiter said, “Your creature looks extremely dangerous. You’ll have to tie him up outside.”
So the man took his monster outside and tied him to a post, then came back inside and ordered dinner. Just as he took the first bite, a little girl came into the restaurant and asked, “Does that terrible monster outside belong to anyone in here?”
illustration by Georgie Sinkoff
“It’s mine,” said the man. “Is there a problem?”
“Well, I’m really sorry,” the little girl said, “But my tiny little kitten just killed him.”
“Killed him!?” The man shouted. “How?”
“She choked him,” the little girl replied.
The man waved his arms in the air and asked loudly, “How could your tiny little kitten choke my great big monster?”
The little girl looked at the man and said, “She got stuck in his throat.”
Uncle Bud needs a new joke. If you know a better joke or a worse joke, please tell it to me.
Book 2
Sneaking, snakes, and scary nights at the greatest summer camp anywhere!
How do you make an elephant float? With ice cream, root beer, chocolate sauce, and an elephant!
And you also need a VERY LARGE glass!
So funny!
why did the cow cross the road?
to go to the moovies
haha good joke uncle bud
I told Granpa. He said, “That Cheesiefan kid is one smart cookie!”
Hi! I love the joke. Maybe I would tell it to a few people. Don’t worry, I’ll tell them it’s from a Cheesie Mack book. 😉 Could you send me a few texts on my gmail PLEASE!? I’m your biggest fan, even though I’ve only read the second book. You’re the best!
My mom and aunt (she’s my webmistress) say I can only use my website to communicate. Sorry.
Hi Cheesie! Honestly, I think your sister is kinda cool. I mean, I’m a big sister myself, and sometimes little brothers(or sisters)can be annoying. Give her a chance! Kids have different preferences. If you were less mean to her, maybe she would be less mean to you. Think about it! And remember, treat others as you want to be treated. Bye!
I honestly believe that I am nicer to Goon than she is to me.
But I do agree with you that niceness creates more niceness in return.
I’;ll try.
I have 2 little sisters so I think I know just how Goon feels. Older siblings can be annoying, though.
Q:There is other bad jokes like:a spechaial bunny crossed a dessert,but the track it leave behind is a line,a haunter saw it,and follow the track,and killed the bunny,but how did he know its a bunny track ?A:the bunny ride a bike!
That is a really excellent BAD BAD joke!
Knock
Knock
who is there
ahc
achwho
blessyou
Good one.
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’
Yep. That’s a good joke. I have heard it before, however.
Knock knock,
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who
Don’t cry it’s just a joke!
I just told that to my Granpa, and he said that joke is way older than he is.
Hi Cheeseman! You should write a series about how you think Lana’s life goes because (no offense to you) I(a girl) read your books, so my brother wants to read a book from a girl’s perspective, just written by you. Also, are you eleven or twelve?
Hi Cheesie, how are you doing today, and are you eleven or twelve?
okkaaaaaaayyyyy
Beware the Madrigals. They are coming. There is also another threat. They go by the name of the Vespers. Beware.
Okay. I am on my guard, but I think The 39 Clues will be most troublesome for those who live in the middle of the USA. I live in Massachusetts. Probably the worst will happen in Missouri and Kansas.
Why Missouri? I live there! How many of the books have you read?
Because I’m kind of messing with you.
What do people tell an annoying banker?
To leave them a loan!
XD
HA! I love it!
What kind of owl lives in the bathroom?
Answer: A towel!
Did you know a baby owl is called an owlet? So a baby towel would be a towelette!
Uncle Bud tells the same joke every year at the first campfire, so every returning camper knows it by heart. And just before he gets to the end, we always interrupt by yelling out the punch line and laughing hysterically.
Nok nok
Woo Der
Pickup
Pickup who
Y would I?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who
Doris locked…that’s why I’m knocking!
How do you make an elephant float? With ice cream, root beer, chocolate sauce, and an elephant!
And you also need a VERY LARGE glass!
So funny!
why did the cow cross the road?
to go to the moovies
haha good joke uncle bud
I told Granpa. He said, “That Cheesiefan kid is one smart cookie!”
Hi! I love the joke. Maybe I would tell it to a few people. Don’t worry, I’ll tell them it’s from a Cheesie Mack book. 😉 Could you send me a few texts on my gmail PLEASE!? I’m your biggest fan, even though I’ve only read the second book. You’re the best!
My mom and aunt (she’s my webmistress) say I can only use my website to communicate. Sorry.
Hi Cheesie! Honestly, I think your sister is kinda cool. I mean, I’m a big sister myself, and sometimes little brothers(or sisters)can be annoying. Give her a chance! Kids have different preferences. If you were less mean to her, maybe she would be less mean to you. Think about it! And remember, treat others as you want to be treated. Bye!
I honestly believe that I am nicer to Goon than she is to me.
But I do agree with you that niceness creates more niceness in return.
I’;ll try.
I have 2 little sisters so I think I know just how Goon feels. Older siblings can be annoying, though.
Q:There is other bad jokes like:a spechaial bunny crossed a dessert,but the track it leave behind is a line,a haunter saw it,and follow the track,and killed the bunny,but how did he know its a bunny track ?A:the bunny ride a bike!
That is a really excellent BAD BAD joke!
Knock
Knock
who is there
ahc
achwho
blessyou
Good one.
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’
Yep. That’s a good joke. I have heard it before, however.
Knock knock,
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who
Don’t cry it’s just a joke!
I just told that to my Granpa, and he said that joke is way older than he is.
Hi Cheeseman! You should write a series about how you think Lana’s life goes because (no offense to you) I(a girl) read your books, so my brother wants to read a book from a girl’s perspective, just written by you. Also, are you eleven or twelve?
Hi Cheesie, how are you doing today, and are you eleven or twelve?
okkaaaaaaayyyyy
Beware the Madrigals. They are coming. There is also another threat. They go by the name of the Vespers. Beware.
Okay. I am on my guard, but I think The 39 Clues will be most troublesome for those who live in the middle of the USA. I live in Massachusetts. Probably the worst will happen in Missouri and Kansas.
Why Missouri? I live there! How many of the books have you read?
Because I’m kind of messing with you.
What do people tell an annoying banker?
To leave them a loan!
XD
HA! I love it!
What kind of owl lives in the bathroom?
Answer: A towel!
Did you know a baby owl is called an owlet? So a baby towel would be a towelette!