- Tell me if you liked this book... or if you didn’t... or whatever.
- Unusual grandparent nicknames.
- Vote for your favorite food.
- Six U.S. pennies minted in 1909.
Hap-E Nu Yr
to all my readers and friends!
My Next Book?
Wanna see what Cheesie Mack Is Cool in a Duel will look like? It’ll be out June 2012. (And I’m working on Book #3!)
Lots more grandparent nicknames!
Nicknames from 38 states, DC, Canada, and two foreign countries! Weird ones and normal ones. Is yours on the list? Check out the growing-larger-every-day list…and enter your own.
Cool Words
Lots of new words just added. Is yours one of them? Look ‘em over.
What’s Your Favorite Food?
Pizza, mac ‘n’ cheese, and pasta lead the poll. (All of them have cheese…hooray for Cheesie!) Vote now!
Georgie’s Toe Toss Trick
A kid commented that he did Georgie’s backwards toe toss trick on the first try! Another said it took him 100 tries!
Mailing a Letter in 2061?
What’ll it cost? Make a guess.
All the way from 1869!
A reader sent me a very old, very cool coin. Check it out »
- The title of my next book.
- Anything about frog and toad leg lengths.
- Excellent rodent jokes to add to my collection.
- Have you seen a vampire or, even better, been bitten by one?
- The answer to my puzzle: eighty-three cents in four U.S. coins.
- Cool words that sound like what they mean.
- Which three words is “skivolvunged” a combo of?
- Countries with money that doesn’t break into hundredths.
- How to toss things over your head backward with your toes.
- Other names for sow bugs… and my science report.
- What was the evidence in Goon’s pocket?
- Glenn Philips’ “a half of a time” explanation.
- Determining if Glenora Jean Prott was a Ms. or a Mrs.
- Cheesie’s and Georgie’s junk food presentation.
- Guess what it will cost to mail a letter fifty years from now.
- The Harder/Bigger Word Game (THABIWOGA).
- Images of cool stamps and your made-up captions to go with them.
- Do you know why Eureka was dented into the paper in the envelope?
- All about my last birthday party… and tell me about yours.
- Where to say hi. Or leave a comment. (I hope you do!)














hey I love your book
Yo wat up cheesie love the BOOK
i think your book is cooly wiered
Hi do you remember me from north lake hills elementary school? my name is Danny ortega
sup cheesie i heard u are planning on being in 2 more books being made right now is this true?
I think this book is funny and creative the ideas Steve Cotler had for his Chessie Mack is not a genius or anything. I like this book
Hi everybody. this is the real Alex Welch and his sidekick Andrew from Wiley Canyon.
Hi, this is the real Alex Welch and his sidekick Andrew from Wiley Canyon
Can you come to my school @Nutley,New Jersey,South Spring Garden or School Lane,Spring Garden
True sorry I still love your book your my role model
LOVE THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We would like to thank Steve Cotler for visiting our school and sharing his Cheesie Mack book with our class. We have been reading all about Cheesie and Georgie, we are on Chapter 8, and can’t wait to read more about their adventures! We hope he can come back when his next book is released!
Sincerely,
Mrs. Paredes’ 4th grade class at Wiley Canyon Elementary
p.s. we are the class that has the “real” Alex Welch”!
I loved the book and i’ve met the writer of this book he came to my school!
hey your comming to my school i go to Wiley Canyon
I love your book because it is sooooooooooo…….. funny!XP
Thanks very Muuuuuch!
Cheesie, do you have a CRUSH ON LANA?
(ps, i think u do!)
No. No. and No.
I like ur book the first one because I like funny thing
Thanks! It’s so neat to have people liking my book in so many different states!
why are you being soooooooooooooo confusing?!?!?!?! if you are fictional how did you make this website?? (did you know that the winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagra falls froze? I’m not jokig!!!)
If I am a fictional character, how can I answer this comment? And this website would be fictional, too. But here it is…and here I am, so what does that all mean?
Tell Georgie about it too
chessie can you come to orrs elementary in griffin,georgia please