Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts.
Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family. - I am a very fast runner. I think fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
THIS BOOK IS REALLY AWESOME.
HI STEVE COTLER CAN YOU COME TO OUR SCHOOL JDPARKER AGIAN PLEASE WRITE BACK.
THIS BOOK IS REALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love this book i didn”t get to read all of it though istoopped at chapter16 ppppppppppppppppplease right back cheesie mack and come to my school Julia Bancroft!!!!!!!!!!!!
I came to your school in October. Maybe I’ll come back next year.
Cheesie, For the nominee vote you have got mine! I am usually a very picky reader, I do not like mystery, But Ronald Apton Mack You have grabbed my funny bone and tickled it harder than my dad! Most halarious book I have ever read. 5/5 Very highly reccomended for people with funny bones that get tickled a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, thanks! I think you’re talking about the South Carolina Book Award nominees. I am definitely coming to SC next school year. Please have your teacher or librarian or principal contact me to set it up. Then I’ll meet you in person and thank you!
i think this book sooo cool thanks for coming to our school
Thanks, Gena. I had fun at your school!
i read a comment before this year about someone asking do you have a girlfriend then you said no and someday get Lana Shen she checking you out by staring and trying to sit next to you please reply and to the other comments i made today
Yeah, maybe. I don’t know. Maybe…
or not
well if she knows she would beat you already how bout you tell her that
cheesie how come goon doesn’t know the point battle? if she don’t u just add points for yourself for nothing
But if I added points for nothing, then the Point Battle wouldn’t mean anything…and if I won, it wouldn’t really be a victory.
My real name is Catharine Lebsock, but I like to be called Cate. I really liked your book and can’t wait until the next one comes out.
Thanks, Cate! I think I came to your school.
Have you had a lot of adventures?I LOVE adventures!!!You always have something new to uncover.
I love adventures, too! I have had a lot of adventures. In fact, each of my books is about one of my adventures…and I just finished writing about #3. It’s called Cheesie Mack Is Running Like Crazy! And I just had another adventure…maybe I’ll start on Book #4.
my middle name is elizabeth!
hey cheesie! its me again, aubrey iwanted to know what your middle name is!
Apton. It’s my mom’s maiden name.
Where do you get the next book the 2 one 😞I need to know
You cannot get it yet. It doesn’t come out until June 26. Sorry. But you can pre-order by clicking one of the links on the right side of this page.
i actually got an advanced reader’s copy from a librarian! it is so funny! u will love it! my favorite part is when they make the machine to throw the toilet paper!