Vampires (The stuff on this webpage was mentioned on page 85 in my book.)

Illustration of a vampireI have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who has ever seen a real vampire.

And don't leave out the gory details.If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

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  1. It looks like I’ve been bitten by one. There was two holes RIGHT BESIDE each other.

  2. I’m just wondering…why does everyone make such a big deal out of vampires? I mean, if you’re afraid of them just (like Mr. Linderman says) keep your arms under the covers.

  3. I have not seen a vampire but I am writing a book with a vampire as a main character. I did however once have a weird experience:
    I was at a store and this tall pale man wearing a black turtleneck (in the middle of summer) tapped me on the shoulder and said “Excuse me, could you point me towards the oral hygiene aisle?” It was probably just my imagination, but he spoke with a weird accent. 🙂

  4. In 2nd grade, I had two red bumps on my skin right next to each other. At school someone must have seen them and thought I was a vampire. So everyone in my class started screaming. I wasn’t sure it was real but I believe.

  5. i was bitten by a vampire bat in the amazon in a dream once…..
    i got away before i could get bitten again(if a vampire strikes twice you die instantly)

  6. ive been bit by a vampire but on the wrist (i woke up with it) but i have never seen a vampire

  7. I have seen and been bitten by a vampire. It was a dark and stormy night. I was only 6 years old. I was ahead of my parents because I was on a scooter, so they didn’t see it. As I passed by the house I call Uh-oh Spaghettio, a shadow jumped out. As he sunk his tooth (yes, only one. It was a very old vampire) into my forehead, he introduced himself. “My name is Veshi McMuahaha,” he said, and then promptly let me go.
    That is all.

  8. My friend always wears long black sleeves. Once I was having a sleepover with him. We were in our beds when suddenly, my friend stood up and opened the window. The wind blew in and because my friend was wearing black pajamas in the dark, he looked like a real vampire. It was really scary. Not KIDDING.

  9. Ive had a bite mark once but its gone now but I never in my life have seen a vampire.

  10. Dude, I wish………. But only the kinds in Twilight…..Even though they’re dumb.

  11. When I read horror and war books, I listen to Elder Scrolls by Stephen Walking. It really gives you chills(well kinda)!

  12. I was sleeping when suddenly something flew past my curtain and it was wearing some kind of black cape.I got super scared.I quickly turned on the lights an i saw smething with fangs flew out of my room.

  13. I have never seen/been bitten by a vampire but i used to think I was one. I believe in them tho. -Kate

  14. I have never seen a vampire and don’t know anyone who has seen a vampire but I believe in them

  15. Just because we have no evidence of REAL VAMPIRE, DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT REAL. For example, scientists just found evidence that their used to be water on mars, even though most people think that is impossible. Also, it used to be impossible and unheard of to go into space. Ha. If that is possible, vampires could be real too. Boo Ya!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Sure…they COULD be real. But just because they COULD be real doesn’t mean they are. And it doesn’t mean I need to believe they’re real. When scientists find proof of vampires, then I’ll believe it.

  16. My mom is kind of one because she bites me sometimes though I haven’t got a health problem or turned into one.

  17. Hi again and I got bit on my hand by my sister and she said she was one and I would be her next meal

  18. My former classmate claims she is a vampire and she bit me on the hand. Then she started ‘ sucking ‘ her blood. But, if she was really a vampire wouldn’t she not have any blood?

  19. Once i thought my brother was a vampire because he wore all black and hated sun light, but i don’t know. Some people think I’m a vampire and some times i think i am too because i don’t like the sun i am very pale i like to sleep and i don’t mind the taste of blood.
    Love,
    Arann

  20. These are clues: my friend is very pale, never eats food, and he only drinks out of a water bottle that has some type of red liquid in it.

  21. I have not saw a vampier but this halloween i am one so BEWARE!!!!! PS i love all books even yours!

  22. Somebody bit me wen I wuz in preschool but I don’t think she wuz a vampire. And I remembered minecraft wen u sed zombies don’t count. It’s my favorite video game.

  23. yes I have but the only bad thing is
    1. cant play with friends in the summer
    2. all the murder you commit

  24. My boyfriend bit me. Now I’m a vampire. It’s a normal life, but I have a craving for blood. So, that’s what it’s like as a vampire!
    Bella

  25. i do not belive in vampires though there are vampire bats but they drink only the blood of animals 🙂 p.s love your books cheesie

  26. Well, there COULD be such things as vampires if someone sharpened their teeth into points and went into cannibalism, by drinking blood. And there are such things as vampires if you include vampire bats. They suck blood. The only difference is that they can’t turn into a human, and never were. Also, I read in a national geographic magazine about some sort of paper that has a drawing of a (I don’t know for sure) real soldier that has a scar on his neck and people claimed the solider was bitten by a vampire and they gave it a nickname that was something like the vampire bill. (I forgot the real name.)

  27. If vampires ca be reptiles and bite people while they are a reptile, then I’ve been bitten by one.

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