Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts. Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family.
- I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
“aububaker” that was not a very nice to say about Georgie. He isn’t dumb.
Here’s your question Cheesie: A small children is 42 pounds,[his name is Karl] Karl eats a thousand pound hippo because… he choose too. How many pounds is the boy now?
Here are some more questions: Q1-What are you learning in math? Q2-What is your favorite animal[mine is a a duck!]? Q3-What are you going to be for Halloween?
Happy Halloween,
Lily K
I think it would take Karl a long time to eat a 1000-pound hippo, so I think he would weigh about 48 pounds by the time he finished. (Did he eat the bones, the tail, and the intestines?)
I like penguins a lot.
You need to read my fifth book, which is about Halloween.
i just finished reading all the books
I like all your books and George is dumb and cool at the same time and I am reading your book right now
I will not repeat that to Georgie.
What is your sisters name again?
June.
I will tell Mrs. Magnant you said hi. Would you ask your author if he’ll be in the area [MA of course!] anytime soon? Here are some follow up questions: Q1- What do you like on your cheeseburgers, pizza, and, ice cream? Q2-
What is your favorite pie[Mine is pumpkin and key-lime]? Q3- When is your birthday? Q4- Whatis your favorite subject in school[other than recess;)] Have a great week! -LK
Q1—- Burgers & Pizza: EVERYTHING! I like them really goopy with lots of stuff. (I even like anchovies! But not on burgers.) Ice Cream: I like all kinds, especially if it has nuts.
Q2– Cherry and lemon meringue.
Q3– August 16
Q4– Math & History
Q5– An adult weighs 420,000 pounds (that’s the answer…you have to tell me the question)
Have you ever made a BLART burger?
Sounds de-lish!
Hi Cheesie! In my school library i found one of your books and im going to read it! I bet the book will be really great! I have read a bit into the book and i think its a good book. I hope to see you make new books! P.S. The book I am reading is “Cheesie Mack is Not a Genius or Anything”
Hi, Magdiel! I hope you like my books.
Hey, I have an idea. Maybe I could come to your school. You could ask your teacher to contact me.
Hi Cheesie! My name is Lily and I’m in 5th grade. I go to Raymond E. Shaw School in Millbury MA. My teacher [Karen Magnant] says she and your author [Steve Cotler] are acquainted. Does the name ring a bell? Anyways, my class and I are reading your first book of the Cheesie Mack series ” Not a Genius or Anything” and we have big plans. I’m not going to tell you, because I don’t want to ruin the surprise. Mrs.Magnant said you’ve visited twice. She said something about putting a picture of her door and a your author next to a bulletin board on your website. I’ve only read a chapter about your book, but I can tell it’s a great book!Thank you for reading my reply and here are a few questions I have. Q1: Are you going to be around the Massachusetts area anytime this year? Q2: Will youput meas one of your characters in your book? I’m sassy and fun! Q3: What’s your favorite food? Thanks, Lily Kimball Grade5 Raymond E. Shaw School
I asked Steve Cotler, and he said he absolutely knows Mrs. Magnant and thinks she is one the best teachers in the whole UNIVERSE!
As you probably know, I live in Gloucester, Massachusetts, only 76 miles from Millbury (I checked Google Maps). I do not have a Lily character in any of my books, so there’s a possibility in the future, but think of this: tons of kids ask me to put their names in my books. If I said yes to all of them, my book would be all names and nothing else! Say HI-HI-HI to Mrs. M for me. I think she ROCKS!
I think my favorite food (this week…it changes from time to time) is lobster…or barbecued chicken…or lasagna. But of course pizza is super-great every week.
A surprise is coming for Mr. Cotler!
hello cheesie i have just finished your first book i have started your cool in a duel. time travel may destroy the universe as we know it-even if you talk to somebody once. i was born in sicilia (sicily i hope you know where that is)
i want a delorean for christmas
I have a friend whose brother lives in Malta, which is an island country in the Mediterranean Sea just a few miles south of Sicily. I hope to go to Sicily someday.
i love your book so much yor cool
What school do you go to?
How old is your sister?
Do you have a laptop?
Robert Louis Stevenson Middle School
13
No.
hey cheesie u do have a laptop!!!
yes, I do.
Will there by a new book
I’m thinking about it.
Please answer me please please please please please please please please please please please!😢
I did. Sorry it took me so long. I have been VERY bizzy at school.
How is your grandfather
Cheesie has asked me to respond, so here I am typing on his webscreen or whatever you call it.
ANSWER: I am fine.
Okay, Cheesie…I’ve answered this kid. Now I’m going back to watching the Red Sox beat the Yankees.
hi cheesie i love your first book but i fogot was it was becoues i havent read it in like 4 mounths.
You spelled because rong do it but it’s ok I do it all the time🕛everywhere🌎🌏🌍
Emily, I hope you read more of my books. If you do, comment again.
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hi cheesey mac what is your favririt sport.
Hi cheesie Mack my name is Miguel how are you doing
I am really busy at school and writing books, but I have lots of friends, so it’s cool!
I like lots of sports, but I am best in baseball, so I guess that’s my fave.
Hi Cheesie i am not the youngest child but if my sister did not have kids I would be i am nine about to turn ten i am in the 4th grade i just stared my niece kira just stared yesterday my teacher is very nice i love your books
Thanks, Olivia!
I LOVE your first book
I just read your first book. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Evelyn!
hey cheesie i am the oldest of 5 children its so much fun sometimes
I wish I were the oldest…
I am the oldest of my family
Are you really 11? Like you, as in the author of the book, not the character dude. Btw I Just Found Out Dude Also Means A Whale’s Private Part.
u rok dude! #great spelling
Thanks, Ian.
do you like lana
She’s okay.
hi cheesie i am 11 too.
It is a fun age.
hi how are you doing
I am having a great summer.
im a big fan cheesie
hi Cheesie Can I be in your next book
Lots of kids ask that. I’ll think about it.
I wish you could come to our school! (Johnny Cake Corners Elementary School.) That would be AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
I would love to come to Ohio! Just ask your teacher or librarian to contact me.
http://stevecotler.com/events.php
I’m in the same position as you, an annoying sister. But mine is younger. If we had a Point Battle, I would probably win. She never embarrasses me, but I embarrass her. Easy Peasy! I am a really big fan of your books and would love it if another came out. That would make my day!
Have you read all five?
And are you winning in the point battle if you are still doing it cheesie???????????????
You’ll have to read that in my books.
Hi! Cheesie I was wondering that can I talk to Georgie because I nerver talked to him and a long time ago I commented to yuou but not Georgie and if I am sounding mean then I am sorry, it’s just that I am really exited !!!!!!!!!! :):)
Just put a comment someplace on my website and address it to him. I’ll make sure he answers.
Is the point battle still going on. (=/
Yes.
I can’t believe I thought that the 3rd book was different to the 1st just because the pictures looked different to each other and so I thought they had different websites and different books P.S. I liked the 3rd and the 1st but still need to read the 2nd, 4th, and the 5th. lol =)
Nope…just different illustrators.
I started and finished your book today
Do you any pets?
I just finished reading all ur books and their great, btw, can u please get Georgie in the comments more. THNX
Georgie is not exactly a big fan of writing comments. He will do it if there is something that really has to do with him. But otherwise…not so much.
what is the score of the point battle now?
I don’t give out that info except in my books.
cheesie have you heard of sappy {sad+happy}
Except there is a real word = sappy. It means something so sweet it makes you gag.
My sister is very annoying, too.
Question: Can Georgie also reply
to our comments?
Sure I can! When Cheesie lets me.
I love your books
Thanks, Lillian.
I READ 6 CHAPTERS OF YOUR BOOK. I STARTED IT TODAY AT 7:00. (Kevin is the worst)
Go, go, go…Stephen!
Hey Cheesie how are ya
I am gooder than good! Thanks for asking.
Cheesie did you have a good day.
Almost every day is good for me. (Sometimes Goon messes it up.)
Cheesie did you have a good summer so far? I did
Totally excellent summer.
cheesie how were you and georgie today
Hey cheesie i have your 3# book
goon is so so very cruel cheesie 🙁 so very cruel
goon must be so cruel to you cheesie
She’s a handful…but I am winning!
good luck beating your sister cheesie i believe in you:)
Thanks.
Keep up the winning then cause she got you into trouble.
Cheesie, why does your sister hate you so much?
Your pudding balloon idea/prank that you played on Goon is hilarious!
How many points do ya have?
You’d have to ask her.
I love your books so much 🙂
cheesie where were you?
hello cheesie how are you today
Doing great…
hello cheesie? are you there
I am now.
Ha that’s funny