

Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts.
Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family. - I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
love your books. Also keep what your doing.
Thanks, Sally!
what are your character traits
I am trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.
Oh, wait! That’s the Boy Scout Law. I’ve never been a Boy Scout, but my dad was, and he says those are pretty good character traits. So…I try to make those my traits.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Rude guy:your and idout, chess mac:your very smart, 5 mins later, rude guy I’m sorry, chessy Mac it ok…… Full out cheesy is the niced guy in the world
i love your books and you should keep making books
Thanks, Nate!
Hey Cheesie! I absolutely loved reading your book! It was fantastic!
Did you know there is a guy in my second book named TY?
Hi cheesie mack I really like those books you should make more so it can help you more the end
Hey Zander…
Have you read all five?
hey man you tha best
No! You tha best!
Can i have a free book
Hmmm. Maybe.
Hey cheesie! i am i big fan and i just read your 4th book! you are amazing! pls make more! and i really want to be in you next book!~Liliana
You’d be surprised to learn that almost every kid who writes to me wants to be in my next book. If I included them all, that book would be nothing but names from page one to the end! And anyway, my adventures are all about what really happened to me, so unless you move all the way across country to Massachusetts and go to my school and step on my toe or something….
super
boring
Gosh. I’m sorry you didn’t like my book.
Hey Steve, my teacher is mrs magnet and today she started reading your story and she told me all about how she met you.
She is a really great teacher!
YOUR BOOKS ARE AWESOME!!! ONE THE BEST!!!
Thank you, Ibbi!
Yo mama so american she called the police after she saw her shadow?
Yo mama so nice, she even likes you.
He was trying to roast you
Hi Cheesie! My name is Colin Lurie, and I would like to be in your next book! (Even though I live VEEEEEEERRRY far away from you. Like, across the country. Just make a fictional story with me in it please, ok?) I am a big fan even though I only read your third book. I hope you will reply! Just one thing first: can I reply back? Please let me know!
Your pal,
Colin Lurie
Hi, Colin.
Thanks for writing.
I can tell from your comment’s transmission details that you live in California. Probably somewhere near Santa Rosa.
Am I right?
I have friends who live near you (I think).
I am reading you book and it is really good with how you and georgie were brave enough to go to The haunted Toad.
Brave…maybe.
But a bit scared, too.
Hi, this is a person who has read all of your books and LOVES them. I just wanted to encourage you to make another book because people out there love your books. Thank you for taking your time to read this letter and MAKE MORE BOOKS!!!!!
Thank you so much, Maggie K.
I like your thinking. And also I like your books
Thanks, Justin.
I like your thinking. And also your books are really good
I like your thinking
hi cheesie are you good at yo mama jokes/ I am
Not so much. My mama refuses to let me put any in my books or on my website.
Sorry.
But sisters are okay, so here’s one I made up for you:
Yo sista’s so stupid she thinks the ABCs are called Alpharetta!
I feel like you’ve stopped writing books. I’ve read all five and I’m still a fan.
IF THERE IS A SIXTH AND SEVENTH BOOK, MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE!
Dunno. I’m kind of busy…and my publisher is sort of busy too.
Wait u know when i was born……. CREEPY, im scared ……
Bwa-ha-ha!
Beware of the Cheeseman.
you live in Massa, cool 🙂
Wait how do u know i live in California -_-
I have magic powers.
Not really.
Actually, my website tells me what ISP [internet service provider] transmitted your comment, so I can sort of zoom in on the general area your computer is hooked into. I can’t tell your street address or phone number or anything like that, but I can sometimes tell the city (which I think is in Riverside County). And in your case, I can tell that you are a Gemini born on June 7.
How am I doing?
wanna try my choco cake instead. 🙂 :0
Haha! You would have to mail your choco cake from California…and it would be a disgusting mess by the time it arrived in Massachusetts.
sorry i asked a dumb question 🙁
or are u 13 years old
are you 51 years old?
When is your next book coming out? I really want it.
Dunno.
You look different in the first book, why do you look different in the other books.
I had a different illustrator.
hi cheesie im here to say that i love your books and the best author ever! please give me your email
Sincerely, Rex
Thanks, Rex. I am not allowed to give out my personal email, but you can write to me here.
I love your books!
Thanks, Lawrence. I really mean it.
Do you have a crush?
Duh…NO!
Hi!
I think your books are really super cool.
My favorite was: Cheesie Mack; is Cool in a Duel.
Thanks for all of your AWESOME creativity!
Thanks, Trinity.
Have you read ALL FIVE?
alright chessie how doing
Doin’ great. How are things in Florida? Did you get hurricaned by Michael?
i like your books they are funny and nice i have a crush on a girl i like too.
Why do you say, “too”? I don’t have any crush on anyone. No way!
Also I love your book and he got to read and I go straight to your book
Can you come back to Chicago and if you do can you go to Owen scholastic academy
Just have your librarian or teach contact me…and I’ll try.
Hi I’m just reading ur book and I love them already
Thanks, Ariyanna. (You have a very excellent name!)
I loved your book… Cheesie Mack; Is Cool in a Duel. I think Its so clever!
What other books will you be producing? Luv, your #1 fan, Trinity Marie.
P.S. I personally like my middle name; Marie, even though my three sisters & I ALL have the same middle name! 🙂
Thanks, T Marie!
I have five books already.
What does Goon call you?
Runt…mostly.
Why are you so rude to your sister you guys should fix your relationship with each other -ps love ur books
Why are you so rude to your sister you guys should fix your relationship with each other
You are right. We should be nicer to each other, but something always messes us up. My mother says she has given up trying to get us to be nice to each other. My father says someday (when we’re older) we will look back at all this arguing and laugh and be best friends. I hope he’s right. (I don’t know if Goon feels the same way.) Maybe…someday…
Hi, I love this website! It is so cheesy! 🙂
I would like to know how(in book 2, Is Cool in a Duel),
Marci gives clues that she is an only child, earlier in the
summer. Thank you so much, and have a blessed day! Love, Trinity
The answer is on my website here
HI there, I love all of your books and I can’t wait to read the next one that you write. You are a very talented writer and you have many cool things that happen i your life. You are a very lucky person because you have your grandfather as the camp leader so you might be able to get away with some of the bad things that you do. You sound like your house is awesome when you live with Goon-*roles eyes and laughs*- and with Uncle Bud and all of them, you are a very lucky and nice person (I think), and I hope that you write back soon!
Thanks, Hadley.
I hope your adventures are also very interesting.
Thanks, for your cool comment. I had to remove your phone number because of privacy. You shouldn’t put your number on the internet.
hey I love your books and I call me grandma cramcraker how cool is that and I have one of your books!!!! plz respond as soon as posibl! I have 1 question how many points do you and june have? And my birth day is in june on the seconed
Cramcraker! What a cool name.
You’ll have to read book #5 to find out what the score of the Point Battle is.
I can tell from your email address that you live near Rochester, NY. I bet it is still plenty cold there!
Do you have a girlfriend?
No. Not really.
I don’t have a girlfriend.
No. Not really.
Nope. I don’t have a girlfriend.
where is the rules for point game
Click here.
Will you dye your hair?
Sure…but why? I’d have to have a reason.
What do wish you had in life everyday Ps my in my school we finish book 1 of your books my teacher says she loves book 2 the most
😊😊😊😝😝😝
I have a great life: school, family, friends. I’d be a pig to wish for more.
I have been to lots of schools in Illinois. You should ask your teacher to invite me to yours.
Do you have a fear of something 🎃
Not really…