#1-Rodent Jokes

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.

One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. I put double post cuz i forgot to click replies to comments on my first joke. I know they aren’t that good. I take this seriously.

  2. there was a famine in the rat kingdom. The king rat said to go raid the mice village. Three days later, the knight rat is in a rice village. The knight rat dyes it yellow and eats it. “Yuck,” the knight rat said,” I wish the king sent us to the mice kingdom. We could raid their village.”

  3. Several days in a row, a rabbit to a bakery and asked the cook, “Do you have any carrot cookies?” Each day the cook told him, “I’m sorry, we do not.” So the rabbit left the bakery. On the fifth day that the rabbit went into the bakery the cook finally decides to make some carrot cookies for the rabbit, because he was certain that the rabbbit would return. When the rabbit asked for the cookies, the cook replied proudly, “Yes, yes we do have carrot cookies.” But they were in a cage. When the rabbit saw that he said “you want bunny roast? I know the perfect place.” Then he led the cook to a geyser and told him, “go in there and get rabbits.” The cook went in. The geyser exploded and the cook went flying back to the bakery and he crashed through a window and fell in the cage. He couldn’t get out. The end.

  4. A mouse is walking on the sidewalk and sees another mouse with a weird shirt. The no-shirt mouse says to the mouse with the shirt, “Buddy, that shirt is just cheesy.”

  5. Once upon a time there was a boy called Wendy. He was britisly and had a squashy forehead. His parents were called Cleef and Daffyon. One morning he wanted to wake up his friend Snowbell by lissing on her with his strawberry lip-balmed mouth, but then he renembered ‘hey not about the Snowbell, she might be hitchy!’

  6. A mother cat says to her kitten, “It’s time for you to know how to steal prey from others, dear.” and the kitten leaves. Later, the kitten finds a mouse and takes it. The mouse had an extremely long tail, so the kitten bites off the tail. (It tasted REALLY weird.) She brought the mouse to her mom and said, “Mom! I stole the computer’s mouse!”

  7. A rabbit comes to a bakery, and asks the cook, “Do you have any carrot cookies?” The cook answers, “I’m sorry, we do not.” So the rabbit leaves the bakery. The next day, the rabbit returns and asks the cook, “Do you have any carrot cookies?” Once again, the cook answered that no, they did not have any carrot cookies. The rabbit once again leaves the bakery. The cook finally decides to make some carrot cookies for the rabbit, because he was certain that the rabbbit would return. The rabbit did return the next day, and once more asked, “Do you have any carrot cookies?” And the cook replied proudly, “Yes, yes we do have carrot cookies.” And the rabbit answered, “That’s just disgusting.” and then the rabbit left the bakery for good. (After buying carrot cake.)