Rodent Jokes (The stuff on this webpage was mentioned on page 76 in my book.)

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

Illustration of two boys grinning next to a locker filled with mice. A woman with crossed arms grimaces at them.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
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One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

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