#1-Rodent Jokes

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.

One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. There was a hamster and a mouse. The hamster had broken a leg and so had the mouse. The mouse said to the hamster, ” Race you to the wheel!” somehow the hamster won the race. Guess how.

    The mouse broke it’s arm to. I just made up this joke\riddle just now.

  2. What do you call a large rodent in a barrel?

    A Capy-barrel!

    And one from Noah’s mom: What do you call a bear with a hat?

    A Capybara!

  3. What did one lab rat say to the other?
    “I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.”

  4. What is a rodent’s favorite treat? Mice Cream! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…… Let me get over myself….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…. WHOO!

  5. here is a good joke you will have tears in your eyes!
    there was a classroom and the children were studying then the principal came inside and asked what is 50+50 so child said that the answer was 80 and the teacher clapped but why?

  6. I know this isn’t a mouse/rat joke, but I couldn’t resist…

    A man went into a hospital to visit a boy. When he talked to the nurse, she asked him how he was related to the boy. He answered with this riddle:

    Brothers and sisters I have none,
    But the boy’s father is my father’s son!!!

    Who is the man?????????