#5-Spooky Jokes

Spooky Jokes

Why did the ghost flunk out of school?

Because he kept making boo-boos on all his tests!

Can you come up with a better spooky joke? I hope you can.

Please tell me one.cartoon_ghost

 

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. #1.What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
    A trom-bone!
    #2.How do skeletons call their friends?
    On the telebone!

  2. This is a riddle: so a couple finds a nice circular house then moves in and has two kids and hires a maid. One night the father was murdered and the next morning the fbi came. They asked everyone what they had been doing the night of the crime. The boy said he was playing Legos. The girl said she was sleeping. The maid said she was sweeping the corners. And the mother said she was washing dishes. Who did it?
    The answer is the maid because it was a circular house so there were no corners!