Spooky Jokes

Why did the ghost flunk out of school?

Because he kept making boo-boos on all his tests!

Can you come up with a better spooky joke? I hope you can.

Please tell me one.

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?
    because it was stuck in a crack!
    Not so creepy but worth it

  2. Why did the skeleton fail rock climbing class?
    because he didn’t have the guts to do it

  3. A single man died. Who killed him? A: Wife B: Son C:Daughter

    Answer: No one IN THE LIST! The man was single!

    1. Well, to be honest, Papi…it would be funnier if the corpse were in something (like a coffin) that had a lid.
      So maybe the joke would be better if it was: How can you tell if a corpse in a coffin is angry?

  4. #1.What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
    A trom-bone!
    #2.How do skeletons call their friends?
    On the telebone!

  5. A:Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Q: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it.

  6. You want a better one, here: Q:why didn’t the morbid chicken cross the road A:Someone ate it!!!

  7. This is a riddle: so a couple finds a nice circular house then moves in and has two kids and hires a maid. One night the father was murdered and the next morning the fbi came. They asked everyone what they had been doing the night of the crime. The boy said he was playing Legos. The girl said she was sleeping. The maid said she was sweeping the corners. And the mother said she was washing dishes. Who did it?
    The answer is the maid because it was a circular house so there were no corners!

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