Spooky Jokes
Why did the ghost flunk out of school?
Because he kept making boo-boos on all his tests!
Can you come up with a better spooky joke? I hope you can.
Please tell me one.
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Where do zombies go on vacation?
The dead sea!!!
Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?
because it was stuck in a crack!
Not so creepy but worth it
Why did the skeleton fail rock climbing class?
because he didn’t have the guts to do it
How can you tell if a corpse is angry?
It flips its lid.
What did the Vampire and the snowman call their child? Frostbite. BEAT THAT!!!
What did an M&M and a crazy woman call their child?
Coconut
(I just made that up!)
A single man died. Who killed him? A: Wife B: Son C:Daughter
Answer: No one IN THE LIST! The man was single!
Excellent (HeeHee!…Sorry, HoHo!)
YAY! I actually made that one up right on the spot
Good one! You’d make a good detective.
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Well, to be honest, Papi…it would be funnier if the corpse were in something (like a coffin) that had a lid.
So maybe the joke would be better if it was: How can you tell if a corpse in a coffin is angry?
single men can have kids
Where do you hide during the zombie invasion?
The living room!
That’s funny!!!
Why didn’t the skelaton go to the dance?
HE HAD NO-BODY TO GO WITH
HAHA!
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Cheesie, I think that your books are funny.
But did you actually make a sixth adventure???
Not yet…
#1.What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!
#2.How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!
Yuk yuk!
A:Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Q: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it.
HAHA!
Question: What is a vampires favourite sport?
Answer: Batminton
Heehee! That joke is really bat.
You want a better one, here: Q:why didn’t the morbid chicken cross the road A:Someone ate it!!!
This is a riddle: so a couple finds a nice circular house then moves in and has two kids and hires a maid. One night the father was murdered and the next morning the fbi came. They asked everyone what they had been doing the night of the crime. The boy said he was playing Legos. The girl said she was sleeping. The maid said she was sweeping the corners. And the mother said she was washing dishes. Who did it?
The answer is the maid because it was a circular house so there were no corners!
I got it right away.
Q: What kind of banks do bats go to
A: A blood bank
Heehee
Where is the end of a ghosts land?
Dead end
Haha!
Q. What kind of underwear does a dead person wear?
A. Fruit of the Tomb
If you meet a zombie, what will it say to you? Nice to EAT you!
Haha!