Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts. Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family.
- I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
steve cotler is super cool!!!
you came to my school which is calusa you are so funny!!!i love the story about the camp thing!!!
Calusa ROCKS! I got a yellow tee shirt when I was there, and I am wearing it right now.
i love this book it is so funny!!
Thanks a lot, Isabela!
Im readind your book and so far its awsome
your in ms.yaroshes class!! i am sachis freind
I love this book my teacher read some at my school. Steve Colter is awesomeeeee!
Thanks, Helen!
I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR NEW BOOK
Me, neither!
your book is off the chain
Thanks, Maria!
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!your cute;)
my teacher finished reading your book it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi alexis
hi kayla. do you think we can get up and see jackie?
Thanks, Alexis!
Hi Im only on chapter 2 in your book that I bought. So far it`s really good and funny
Go, Nina, Go!
Hey Cheesie,
Who is your favorite soccer player? Mine is David Beckham. How long have you been playing, and what is your position?
Have a great day,
Patrick
I don’t have a favorite player because i don’t watch very much soccer. I like playing a lot. I am almost always a forward because I am wicked fast.
Hi Cheesie,
Are you planning on writing more books? If so, what kinds?
Thanks!
Cristina and Natalie
My next book comes out in June.
http://cheesiemack.com/next-book/
And I just finished the first draft of #3!
Kon’nichiwa, Cheesie-san! Hows r u??? Cool to know what u r like!!!!!!!!
Arigato!
Uhhh…Why did u reply sorry to me???? =^^=
I think arigato means “thank you,” not “sorry.”
is the second book out i dont have it i need me need now me want to read it now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’ll have to wait until June! Sorry.
your book is awsome the best book I ever read.
Thanks! Maybe I could come to your school. Ask your teacher or principal to go to: http://www.stevecotler.com/events.php
You wint to are class today in ms.dukes class the best techer ever
What is the 3rd book going to be about
It’s going to be GREAT! It’s about…
–the first 3 weeks of sixth grade
–the excitement of a new school and new friends
–running on the cross country team
–running for class president
–and the badnesses of being in the same school with Goon.
great it is cool
i think it is hallarious that you are coming 3 day before fcat writes
YOU CAME TO MY SCHOOL AND I ATE LUNCH WITH YOU.YOU SHARED WITH US ABOUT YOUR BOOK.I MADE A POSTER FOR YOU AND I DREW CHEESIE MACK ON IT. YOU CALL ME ALEXIS THE ARTIST FULL NAME ALEXIS JASYLAN PERALES, CAN YOU ADD ME I ONE OF YOUR BOOKS NAMED ALEXIS THE ARTIST. LOVE LEXI J. PERALES
Lots of kids ask, but I can only put kids I go to school with in my books. Sorry.
YOUR THE ONE THAT SAID I CAN PUT IT UP ON YOUR PAGE!WERE YOU LYING TO ME ABOUT IT?
Put what up on my page? I’m confused.
I hate the book
i agree yah jk not i love it
Right
yah i agree
I love the book
i love your stories im reading cheesie mack to my class and im a student dont ask its a long story haha im copying it from you
You must be a good out-loud reader.
hey cheesie how come you keep your self unknown
What do you mean…unknown? I tell everything about me.
Come to my school it’s in Madison , Wis. the
School is called John F Kennedy elementary
Have your teacher or principal go to http://www.stevecotler.com and ask me to come. Maybe I will.
Wow your goin to be in Florida alot
Yep. I’m going to lots of schools.
When are you coming to Eagle Point, I’m dying to see you! (I know that Steve Colter is coming, but am clueless about if your Coming)
P.S: My real name is……………………(dots for dramatic effect) is not yet revealed!
Thats in Weston,FL
I’m coming on March 5.
We finished the book it was good. It was funny when goon had to pull down her pants everyone laughed
I did not laugh at her. If I did, she’d probably punch me.
this is stupid
it is right
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
its not steupid its awesome
what are your points in the point battle?Are you ahead?
You’ll have to read my next book. I don’t want to give anything away.
HEY I LOVE YOUR BOOK
HEY! THANKS…a lot.
I’m read your book a (short) while ago. So far, so funny! I got stuck on the coin thing. Where are you selling your books? I’m here at California (The book I’m reading is a library version). How much will it be?
Questions:
1a. Where will you sell your book?
1b. How much is it? $$$
2a. Who are your friends? Other than Georgie.(’cause I hadn’t finished the book)
2b. Enemies? Other than Goon/June
Answers:
1a. Since my books are published by Random House, a big NY publisher, they are for sale almost everywhere. Even online and on Kindles, iPads, etc.
1b. The list price is $15.99 hardcover, but the paperback comes out in May and will be cheaper.
2a. Glenn Philips. I have other friends, but not other best friends. But things could change.
2b. Kevin Welch. (Wait until you read Book #2…Cheesie Mack Is Cool in a Duel.)
You are a listmaker, like me! I bet you are very organized.
your book rocks!!!!!! i couldent stop laufing!!! do u have a 2 one?
You rock!
2nd book? Look here: http://cheesiemack.com/next-book/
i love your 1rst book im reading it right now.Are you going to have another book
Look here:
http://cheesiemack.com/next-book/
write a new book about me being your friend
It’s easy for me to write about Georgie. I know him better than anyone else in the world. How could I write about you? I don’t even know who you are.
My teacher told me to ask my principal Dexter,Martin can he get in touch with you to ask him and you could you come to my school.So could you please get in touch with my principal Dexter,Martin please do it, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hes already coming to my school, wiley canyon, to visit us.
I’ll try to contact your principal.
or you could tell me right now sorry not trying to be mean cheesie
My teacher got the the message you sent to her and she let me read and red it to the class but does that mean your coming to my school if your going to flordia write my teacher and tell her the answer if you do come to my school tell her the time and the date
i really wanna now some more about you you IMO you forgot to put that you love mac ‘n’ cheese!!!!!!!
do you like harry potter?
Who doesn’t!?
no
so wat grade are you in do oyu have a htc which is a big phone bigger then your hand and you have got to send me the recipe for the snadwitch it looks good my mom makes her famous sandwitch it has bacon wait i cant tell you its a secret so your book was and still be great it feels like i’m with them spying and i dont wont to stop next thing i know its 12 o’clock and got to go to bed
Now in 6th.
I do not have a cell phone yet.
Here’s my BLART recipe: Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, Ranch dressing, Tomato…two slices of toast. You decide how much of each. I like mine with a lot of ranch dressing, so it’s really messy.
What happened to June when you, Cheesie, went to the pizza party?
I have no idea. She wasn’t invited. She probably hung out with her own friends somewhere.
Oh by the way, I was giggling when I started reading that laugh aloud book!
do u like frog i love them i have two tree frogs a 1 bull frog
whow
their names are cookie kiwi and oat meal
kiwi is the bull frog and oatmeal and cookie are the two tree frogs
I have never had a pet frog. They must be fun to watch. But I bet you’re going to hate me when I tell you I have eaten frog legs.
its okay
i love baseball
Hey Adam are you in ms. Lanes class at strawberry school?
or walker?
I like to write books, read books, and make neat lists, too! I kind of want to meet you in person. But of course, I doubt that would happen, or is even possible.
Maybe I could come to your school. I visit lots of schools across the country. I was just in Oklahoma. You could ask a teacher or principal to contact me.
Possibly, I’ll try.
I met Steve Cotler and he autographed my book! I read the book and loved it! Your favorite color is orange right? Do you like other colors? And,(ha ha)do you have a girlfriend?
(P. S. Don,t get mad at me for the third question).
Yep, my fave color is Orange. And NO, I do not have a girlfriend, and I don’t want one right now. (Maybe someday…)
my favorite color is blue