Hi!
Everyone calls me Cheesie, but my real name is Ronald A. Mack. The A is for Apton, which is a weird middle name. It’s my mother’s maiden name. I think most kids HATE their middle names. I actually don’t. R. Apton Mack is actually kind of cool sounding…but I like Cheesie best.
Here’s some stuff about me:
- I have brown hair, brown eyes, and three freckles on my nose. I also have a whitish scar on my thumb where a fishhook stabbed me when I was on a lake with my dad. I was eight and fooling around. Don’t ask.
- My birthday is August 16. I’m now 11, which is, IMO, a very cool age to be.
- My ears stick out. But you can probably see that in my picture above. It used to bother me, but now that I’ve written about my ears in my book, a zagillion (that’s a gazillion times bigger than a gazillion) people know, so I say…so what? And this is the last time I’m going to mention them on my website!
- I have three grandparents (plus one who died a long time ago), two aunts, two uncles, and two first cousins. I also have the meanest older sister in Massachusetts. Maybe the United States. Maybe the world! Those tiny boxes and circles to the right are my family tree (which I made as a school assignment in fourth grade). Click on it to see it bigger and learn more about everyone in my family.
- I am a very fast runner. One of the fastest in my class, but I haven’t actually raced every kid. I’m on the sixth grade cross country team.
- I like sports. Especially baseball and soccer. And I’m a good swimmer.
- I read lots of books. Especially adventures.
- I love to write about my adventures.
- I love words.
- And I like making lists…like this one.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask below.
hi mr steve i think you should write a story about newington elementary and you should vist Bishop england high school if you want to ! ps. you dont need to and its a privit school love deangela
deangela sweety he has a lot of things to do
I am so busy writing I really don’t have time for games.
Cheesie i have a prank you can do on goon. it is build a mud cake. the ingredients are mud, grass, water,poop, and insects.don’t put in insects trust me or poop.then say it is a chocolate cake
that is gross
That is disgusting. I would never do that…even to my sister.
Cheesie can you come to Trumansburg N.Y.
abby sweety he has alot of things to do
do you have a girlfriend and since your third book will be in middle school i hear there is bullies so have you ever got something called a wedgie
I do NOT have a girl friend. Of course I have gotten wedgies. From Goon, my dad, Granpa, Kevin, and Georgie. But I have given each of them one back
(except Kevin).
this was a really good book i would read all of them if i had the money to
yeah really
zoe don`t say that you hate the athour`s books.
sup yoooo
i hate your books they have to many pages
really
WELL YOUR KIND P.S.I AM SAYING THIS SARCASTICLY
Can you ask Steve Cotler if he still rembers me
can you tell steve cotler if he still remember me?
Tulsa Street rocks!
who’s Steve Cotler?
he’s the author of Cheesie Mack.
thanks for comeing to my school on the 7
what school do you go to?
All this info is in my books. Rock Neck Elementary through 5th grade…Robert Louis Stevenson Middle School now.
ok.
FINE.!
RESPOND PLEASE!!!
WHY AREN’T YOU RESPONDING!!!???!!!???
Sometimes I don’t have a chance to respond right away because I am busy with schoolwork or writing another book. (Give me a break…okay? I’m trying to catch up.)
Cheesie what’s your favorite color
Orange.
Your writer went to my school, Van Gogh Charter School.
How old are you and Gorgie? Are you and Gorgie still best friends?
We are both 11 now. And BFF means forever!
i REALLY like your books!!!! is your sister’s name really goon?
Her name is June…I just call her Goon.
and btw i met u yesterday! ur funny! i go to summit drive.
Can we please ask about the fishing trip thumb stabbing thing?
I want to know!
Too embarrassing. I was stupid. Nuff sed.
I LOVE the Cheesie Mack series!I hope the third one “Cheesie Mack Is Running Like Crazy” is awesomer then the first 2 books.I really love your books they make me laugh sooo hard!The first 2 books were soooo cheesie I ate it right up!!Anyways I LOVE Cheesie Mack!!!!!
If you ate my first two books, you are going to get a really bad bellyache…even if you smeared them with cheese!
Thanks, Sebastian!
OBSESSED MUCH ABOUT THE BOOKS
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i love your books alot and they make me laugh
Thanks, Zipporah!
(My Granpa told me Zipporah was the name of the wife of Moses. Cool name!)
i love all of your books REALLY!
That makes me really happy!
Thanks for responding.
Why aren’t you responding??????????????????????
Because I was on an airplane all day. I am visiting schools in South Carolina!
omg that was my school you came to!!!!!
ppppppppppppppllllllllllllleeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee cccccccccoooooommmmmeeeeeennnnnntttttt sssssssssssooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!
It’s the weekends and you’re not responding.I hope you respond soon to all my messages.
Thankyou!!!!!!!
I am Cheesie’s Aunt Brenda. I watch over his website regarding safety and privacy. I have removed your personal email address from your comment to Cheesie. It is not a good idea for children to publish their personal email addresses.
Cheesie,why aren’t you responding.I would like to be your friend.
Please send me a mesage at my email account:
annstolarov@yahoo.com
Because of privacy laws, I am not allowed to keep anyone’s email address or correspond with them directly (responses only on this website). Sorry
Hey Whats up Cheesie I’m just waiting for somthing so I went
on your website and tell George to play “The Legend of Zelda
Majora’s Mask”.It’s really good
No-go! Georgie is banished from video games for two weeks. He got way behind on his homework, so his dad zapped him.
I hope you make lots of books about yourself,I read them,and post comments.
Thanks, Ann! I’ve finished #4…and I’m thinking about #5!
I realy like yourfirst book.
i think your books are really great to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon, you are really great to say that!
Hi Cheesie 😀 Um We have been reading your book And u came to Sky Blue Mesa I Was sooo honored to meet u Love Chelsea,
I loved coming to Skyblue Mesa. It’s a very cool school.
whats up people
sup rude peoplez
i love your books
Thanks, Zoe!
hello
hi
Hi to you, Jaiden!
Hello back to you, Alan.
i read one of your books
Also, Cheesie is cool.
Hey cheesie talk about your ears lately?Well your coming to my school sometime and I want to say this before anyone else. I LOVE THE BOOK IT IS AWESOME!By the way my teachers name is church ,claudine church, so see ya monday.
No way! My ears have nothing to do with anything.
And anyway, I’m not coming to Ms. Church’s school until a week from Friday.
My middlename is Armstrong
My grandpas name is Apoloa
My middle name is Antonio.I know,it’s weird.Also,I wish Georgie could throw a pudding bomb at my sister,because she annoys me sometimes.
What does that mean?
Is it fun at you’re school?Is it rambunctious like mine?Are there numerous amounts of kids at your school?I am 11 and in 5th grade. what grade are you in?
I am a student of Tulsa Elementary school!You can see me tomorrow