#5-Point Battle Rules
Point Battle Rules
Here is how the Point Battle Is scored. (Goon has never seen this.)
These rules apply equally to Goon and to me. I do not cheat. Otherwise, why bother?
If one of us insults the other—
• When we’re alone: 1 point
• When other people can hear: 2 points
• Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent insult.
Causing the other to do something embarrassing—
• when we’re alone: 2 points
• when other people are around: 4 points
• Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent embarrassment.
• by parents: 4 points
• by school: 8 points
• by police: You lose—GAME OVER
Points are doubled when…
• it’s a REALLY BIG punishment
• you’re caught lying
• the other kid tattles
• the other kid is actually at fault, but doesn’t get punished.
Comment below if you have brother or sister problems. How do you handle yours?
I have three sister, and three brothers.
Are you in the middle?
Hello, I think that the point battle thing is kind of inappropriate for handling things with brother/sister problems, why don’t you just hug it out or something lol jk boi as I’m writing this I’m reading your book about the Pocahontas thing btw if you want a (tour) for the new game Fortnite mobile( my pc broke) then call me up on my phone number I’m 6th grade about to go seventh wish me luck lol. Call me anytime my dude
Thanks, for your cool comment. I had to remove your phone number because of privacy. You shouldn’t put your number on the internet.
favorite book so far.i don’t have a big sister just a little one though she’s only two
Thanks, Carlos. I’m really glad you like it.
my sister tattle tails game on
Thanks cheesie i’m going to try it out with my 3 sisters.
i’m going to wreck them. my youngest sister is 7 and is a tattle tailer ha ha
It’s hard. It takes a lot of concentration. Good luck.
Why don’t you just tickle goon in front of Georgie? You’ll get lots of points!
Because she’d clobber me.
Hideous Goon v.s Amazing cheeseman!!!!!
Excellent poster of the Fight…huh?
How can a goon be hideous
I think I should try it out with my little sister!Maybe it will work!
thanks for putting the point battle rules online Cheesie.
you are welcome!
I am going to do a point battle with my sister because she is so mean to me.
I completely understand. You know I do!
I have read about your books and I find them totally interesting.
Make more books!
Working on it!
Here are some words that could be used as excellent insult words: Tedious, Corpulent, Scrawny, Vapid, Heinous, Atrocious, Preposterous, Despicable, Hypocrite
Being corpulent or scrawny is not an insult. It’s just how someone looks. The others are excellent.
I’ll try to remember those rules and start a point battle with my sister!
Thnx chessie I’m going to use this on my bro
iM GONNA DO A POINT BATTLE AGAINST MY SISTER THANKS FOR POSTING RULES ONLINE!
That is right. I will start a point battle with my brother!!!
Don’t tell him what you’re doing.
i sent the comment because of the note before the image.
look cheesie(ronald)i have a problem i am 7 and my lil bro is screaming, hitting & making faces at me can you help?
Nope. You are on your own. I cannot even solve my own sibling problems.
how did you get the name cheesiemack
Well, my name is Ronald, but everyone just sort of decided to call me Cheesie because of mac ‘n’ cheese
it is so cool
cheesiman is going to win