#1-Cool Stamp Captions

Hey, stop leaning on my tail! It’s hard enough swimming upstream without little guys like you always trying to steal a ride.
Some stamps have really excellent designs that might make you think of a weird or funny caption to go with it. So, kind of like captions under cartoons, if you want, you can send me an image of a real stamp (it can be from any country in the world) with a weird or funny caption.
Here’s the Wildlife Conservation stamp that was on the envelope that Georgie found in his basement…along with a caption I made up.
NOTE: Please use REAL STAMPS from REAL COUNTRIES. Zazzle stamps are cute and I know you can mail letters with them, but they’re not exactly official.
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You can see all the stamps and captions below, but sorry … yours won’t be visible immediately. I’m not allowed to work on my website until I finish my homework and do my chores (that’s my mom’s rule), so check back in a day or so. The newest submissions will be at the top. And when the list gets too long, the oldest will be removed.

I’m so cool that I became the president and they put me on front of the dollars. How clever was that?
(submitted by Arbony)

Hey, dude gimme my Hawaii home, I want peace, I want freedom, I want life!!!!! But I don’t care because I’m a statue, so ha ha.
P.S–Booya! (submitted by Mackenzie)

That crab looks a bit frightened. Maybe his friend there told him how santa keeps his ”jelly belly”… (submitted by TMC)

if I have to stand here all day, you think they would put the book in my other hand so I could read it! (submitted by Moe)
hi what are you doing
I am chillin’ today.
How many books are you going to make
I love the book please make even more!!
Workin’ on it!
The statue one’s really awesome and caption real funny. To bad, mum’s no letting me post…
hi
i dont have pdf files that show stamps. 🙁
Hey Cheesie my class is reading your book Cheesie Mack is not a genius or anything and it is hilarious tell your sister that she is rude and tell your mom that she should trust you and tell her if you keep blinking you are lying and tell her if you’re not you are telling her the truth.
I’m glad you like it, Chase.
the crab is scared because he heard that a JELLY-BELLY is a candy!!!!!!!
(but santa likes his jelly-belly)
See name.
You’re not Jake Shevitz!
Yes 🙂
I just found a cool stamp I’m about to post!
I have a better caption for the boat.
Heeeeelp!!! We’re sinking!!
Good one!. Why not send me your own stamp and caption?
I have a better one for the storm troopers.
Where is obi-wan-kenobi?
For the stormtroopers we should instead say this:
“We are on orders to kill all jedi. So tell us where they are hiding so we can complete our mission and leave this dump!”
I like the liberty one submitted by Moe.
Me, too Mackenzie!
i like the panda one
I like the panda and kitten stamp
Me, too!
Cheesie i think ur too cool