#1-Junk Food Presentation
Georgie and I did an oral presentation in fifth grade about junk food. Like I wrote in Cheesie Mack Is Not a Genius or Anything, if you have to do an oral report, you have my permission to use this for your school presentation. (Tell me if you do by commenting below!) Of course you should tell your teacher that it comes from Cheesie Mack. Otherwise, it’s cheating… and, c’mon, you’ll probably get just as good a grade if you don’t cheat.
Here goes. I did the talking; Georgie did everything else.
Boys and Girls of Ms. Higgins’ fifth-grade class:
You’ve probably heard that you should eat foods from all of the important Food Groups like vegetables, fruits, meats, grains, and other good stuff.
That’s true if you’re thinking about good health and stuff like that. But what about junk food? There are Food Groups for junk food, too. The four Junk Food Groups are Salt, Sugar, Grease, and Starch.
The Perfect Junk Food should have lots of all four of the Junk Food Groups and not much other so-called good stuff like protein, fiber, or vitamins.
How about glazed donuts? That might be a good choice. They have huge amounts of Sugar, Grease, and Starch. Also, not much good stuff. That’s three of the all-important Junk Food Groups. But they don’t have anywhere near enough Salt to qualify as the Perfect Junk Food. You can try to fix that problem…
…but you probably won’t like the result. After extensive research, however, we discovered there is a lot of sugar in ketchup.
Therefore, the Perfect Junk Food is French fries with ketchup. Delicious, readily available almost everywhere, and with plenty of Salt, Sugar, Grease, and Starch…the perfect balance of all four Junk Food Groups.
Good luck! Let me know what you did and how it turned out.
Please comment below.
What does IMO stand for?
In My Opinion
my mom got me one.
One of what?
I certantly think that this is gross (I’m a girl,Doye)(Doye is my way of saying Duh)Cuz My Cusin He is six but really loves to do this he eats apples with ketchup!
Lots of kids like ketchup because it is packed with sugar.
French fries are pretty darn tasty. When I went to Louisiana on vacation, I went to a restaurant that made the most amazing cheese fries you ever tasted with shredded parmesan and rosemary instead or goopy fake cheddar sauce and bacon.
Although eve fries aren’t as great as profiteroles. They’re a type of dessert that are kind of like a cross between a doughnut hole and a hot fudge sundae. It’s a doughnut-like pastry filled with vanilla ice cream and topped with hot fudge. Do you think you (or Georgie) would ever want to try either of those?
OMG! Those sound terrif! I would love them. And Georgie would LOVE-LOVE them!
I would love to use it, but we don’t do oral reports at school, especially not with a partner. Besides, if we did do them, even though my teacher is really nice, she would probably figure it out and be angry at me.
Oh yeah, and great presentation!
Here’s a ketchup joke: Q:One day a family of ketchup packets went for a walk, the baby ketchup fell behind and so his father told him to ‘ketchup’ LOL! this joke is so cold!
Yikes. That is a TERRIBLE joke (but I laughed anyway).
thank for laughing any way, you’re awesome -now, how many times have I said that on this website??? (I don’t know!)
glazed donuts are my favorite
Does ketchup count as junk food?
Here’s a joke:
Q: “The ketchup ran in a race. It was in last place. There was one lap left. How could the ketchup win?”
A: “It had to ketchup!”
OOH. That’s so bad, it’s good.
How can there be sugar in ketchup?
There really is. Read the label. In fact, on my ketchup bottle it says sugar (corn syrup) is both the second and third ingredients. I just looked up ketchup/sugar online and found articles that say one-third of ketchup is sugar! Even more interesting, a teaspoon of ketchup has 20 calories and 16 of them come from sugar! There is lots of water in ketchup, too, so, maybe there is more sugar than tomato?
I LLLOOOOVVVVEEE ketchup. My record is drinking 3 packets (including opening) in 7 seconds. Me and my friend dared each other to drink hot sauce. Both of us waved our hands frantically and speed walked to the water dispenser!
Ha! funny. I would’ve like to see that.
My sister dips pickles in ketchup !!!!!!1
Sounds kind of good actually.
that’s so clever and wondrous thinking!
My brother said he’s going to do that to me but he pretend with a chocolate glazed donut and my brother laugh
Try making a donut with 100 boxes of sprinkles on them.After you will not want to eat a donut again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahah ok i am so weirded out right now so try it and you will know how good it is Bye
It looks to me as if you have eaten a bit too much sugar!
that would not fit.
Who is your best friend??????
I can eat anything people think i am disgusting mustard,ketchup and mayonnaise on a bagel
I’ve eaten that before…but open-faced on toast, with potato chips sprinkled on top!
my brother puts relish, ketchup, chili, cheese, and cool-ranch doritos on a hotdog. It’s disgusting just to look at. but when he takes a bite, it’s like a BLART sandwich where it all just come out. oh, and the sound it makes while he chews, uhhhhh………… it makes me shiver just thinking about it.
I like brussel sprouts, broccoli, zesty hamburger stew, corn, and green beans. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!!!!!