In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
Q:Mouse is q
A:No a mouse is cute
Hey Cheesie i’m back
Hi, Tomas!
Q: why is it so hard to use a computer?
A: because the mouse keeps scurrying away!
Good one!
Where did the lion go when his tail was chopped of??
Anser:retailer
Heehee.
I like it.
Hyun AE:Why do mice need oiling?Mi Hi: I dont know why?Hyun AE:Because they squeak!!!!!!!!!
Haha!
Knock knock
Who’s there
MouseKeeping!
Bhahahahaha
That’s not EXACTLY funny…
Q: Does a rodent like to drive?
A: yes! Because rode is in it’s name!
You made that up…didn’t you? Cool.
Q:what do cats like to eat for dessert?
A:Micecream!
Heehee!
what do you cal a rat that’s runin ? running max
What do you say when a rats stealing your cheese? NACHO CHEESE!
Mice to meet you Cheesie
Do I seem familiar?
what did the rat say to the dancer? rattatat just like that! ( Iknow, its not funny)
It’s a good try, though.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouse 1 to a sad little Mouse 2: “Why are you so blue?”
Mouse 2: “My cheese has mold in it!”
Mouse 1: “I guess you are what you eat.”
hahaha!
Q-What’s yummy to eat, but not appealing?
A-Mice crispy treats!
//I need to work on that question…
This one is really corny-
“Knock knock”
“Whose there?”
“Rat.”
“Rat who?”
“Rat’s a good joke!”
~I was being weird-~
OOOF! Rat’s a really bad joke.
C’mon!
I didn’t know what in the world I was thinking that day!
I had to muck candy and was think about rats-
I think-
I’m spelling things wrong today xD
Ooooopppppssssss-
I regret nothing-
Rat’s because i’m fabulous.
Your awesome- You still need to reach perfect before you get to fabulous.
Rat’s a looooooong way to go.
To much candy–
Can’t even spell my name right- *wheezes*
You are very funny.
Haha!
^.^ I was born that way~ *waves around a magic wand*
Plus I GAWT MAH NAME RIGHT!!!
Annnnd for my worst one yetttt
Q-Where do hamsters come from?!?
A-HAMSTERDAM
//OMG what was I thinking–
You are a total goofball! And very funny.
Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A: A mouseketeer!
is it good
Haha!
Q: What kind of mice you work with a computer?
A: An electrical mouse!
What kind of rodent makes ham?
A hamster!
Haha!
Q:What did the rock say to the ruler?
A:You rule
Q:what did the ruler say to the rock?
A:You Rock
P.S:These aren’t rodent jokes. These are complements.
Sorry I didnt tell you the joke.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghost go.
Ghost go who?
No owls go who. Ghost go BOOOOOO!
This might not be a good one, but here it is.
Which mouse was the most liked and conquered everything?
Julius Cheeser
That’s a Cheesie joke!
wanna hear a joke? knock knock who’s their?Bob. Bob who? Bobby! that was funny right?
Not really…
Q. Where do mice go to get new tails?
A. A retail shop.
I got this from a book so I do not take any credit for it.
what do you call a mouse that has lost its tail?
a detailed mouse!😃
HA HA!
There was a hamster and a mouse. The hamster had broken a leg and so had the mouse. The mouse said to the hamster, ” Race you to the wheel!” somehow the hamster won the race. Guess how.
The mouse broke it’s arm to. I just made up this joke\riddle just now.
Good job.
Why don’t mice like descriptive writing?
Because they have tons of De-tail.
What an excellent joke to tell to an author!
What do you call a large rodent in a barrel?
A Capy-barrel!
And one from Noah’s mom: What do you call a bear with a hat?
A Capybara!
Haha! Two good ones.
What did one lab rat say to the other?
“I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.”
You’ve got me so well trained that every time you comment, I respond.
Does that mean you like it or not?
Yes! I think it’s a very good joke. That’s why I copied it.
I just had to respond to that one!
Q: What do you call a very descriptive mouse with no tail?
A: A “de-tailed” mouse!
What is a ballet do mice like?
The Nutcracker!
😀
What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
A gummy bear 🙂
HA HA! I like that one.
OOH! OOH! I have another one! What’s a 3 letter mouse trap?
C-A-T!!!!!!!
That’s excellently humorous!
What is a rodent’s favorite treat? Mice Cream! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…… Let me get over myself….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…. WHOO!
Haha!
What’s a rats favorite “tale”?
A long one!
Because the teacher was stupid
here is a good joke you will have tears in your eyes!
there was a classroom and the children were studying then the principal came inside and asked what is 50+50 so child said that the answer was 80 and the teacher clapped but why?
I have no idea.
Maybe he was stupid or something like that
I know this isn’t a mouse/rat joke, but I couldn’t resist…
A man went into a hospital to visit a boy. When he talked to the nurse, she asked him how he was related to the boy. He answered with this riddle:
Brothers and sisters I have none,
But the boy’s father is my father’s son!!!
Who is the man?????????
The boy’s father.
How did you know?!?!?!?!?!?!?
My dad told me that joke about a year ago…and he wouldn’t tell me the answer until I figured it out. I actually had to draw a family tree to get the answer!
duh!!!!!!!!!
Great joke Cheesie! It is VERY good:D
What ballet do squirrels like?
The Nutcracker!
You are coming up with lots of good jokes!
Why do rat priests like swiss cheese so much?
Because it is very holey! (Holy)
Haha! V good.
ONCE UPON A TIME A RODENT EXHALED ON MY BRAIN. IT WAS MIND BLOWING
That’s not actually a rodent joke. Because it could be a reptile or a marsupial exhaling and it wouldn’t change the joke.
What is it that rodents like about stupid jokes
a: They’re so Chessie
Haha!
what did the beaver say to the tree? TIMBER!!!!!!!
I put double post cuz i forgot to click replies to comments on my first joke. I know they aren’t that good. I take this seriously.
there was a famine in the rat kingdom. The king rat said to go raid the mice village. Three days later, the knight rat is in a rice village. The knight rat dyes it yellow and eats it. “Yuck,” the knight rat said,” I wish the king sent us to the mice kingdom. We could raid their village.”
That’s an excellent beginning to a story, but I don’t think it’s a joke.
We’ll, it’s not exactly a joke. I know, you know. I am actually better at writing. Can I give it another go?
whats a rodents favorite meat?
answer: HAMster
Haha!!
What kind of jokes are a rodent’s favorite?
CHEESIE jokes!
Several days in a row, a rabbit to a bakery and asked the cook, “Do you have any carrot cookies?” Each day the cook told him, “I’m sorry, we do not.” So the rabbit left the bakery. On the fifth day that the rabbit went into the bakery the cook finally decides to make some carrot cookies for the rabbit, because he was certain that the rabbbit would return. When the rabbit asked for the cookies, the cook replied proudly, “Yes, yes we do have carrot cookies.” But they were in a cage. When the rabbit saw that he said “you want bunny roast? I know the perfect place.” Then he led the cook to a geyser and told him, “go in there and get rabbits.” The cook went in. The geyser exploded and the cook went flying back to the bakery and he crashed through a window and fell in the cage. He couldn’t get out. The end.