Vampires (The stuff on this webpage was mentioned on page 85 in my book.)

Illustration of a vampireI have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who has ever seen a real vampire.

And don't leave out the gory details.If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

Please comment below.

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  1. I’ve gotten bit by a vampire. I have a big scar on my neck. On the night I got bitten,I had taken a summer vacation trip to Spooky Hollow.I was at a halloween party and I had a peasant costume on.I was dancing when a boy scared me.He was dressed as a vampire and he asked to dance.He put his hand on my hip and his other hand on my shoulder and slowly went closer to my neck.We were dancing the tango and when he dipped me,(I had my eyes closed)and he went for my neck!! Once he had sucked all of my flesh out he ran for it but dropped somthing that looked like a map with a note attached. I then knew that I should investigate and keep looking for him. Tere was something about him that was weird.

    1. Great story, but I have one question. A boy bites you on the neck, sucks out your blood…and THEN you wonder if he’s weird?

  2. On Halloween night, when I was trick or treating at a rich neighborhood, I came upon a giant mansion that I knew wasn’t there yesterday. I looked up at the mansion, then looked down at my Cheesie Mack costume, then picked up my courage and walked passed the gate. After it felt like I was walking for hours, I finally reached the door. Thats when I made a big mistake. I rang the doorbell. All of a sudden, I heard a terrible screeching noise that made me fall to the ground. When the screeching stopped, the door opened. I quickly got up and looked at a very pale man. He doesn’t go outside a lot, does he? I finally said the most powerful words that you can say. Trick-or-Treat. The he grabbed me and pulled me toward him. He opened his mouth, two fangs each on the top and bottom of his mouth, and he bit me. I couldn’t speak. I could feel the new blood surging through my veins. When he let go of me, I fell to the ground and blacked out. I was never seen again. I was only one of many who have been tricked into going to this mansion and getting bitten. The only difference is that I was the only vampire the fought back the ranges every time I felt them coming back, making my mind want to bit more victims.

  3. When i was on my cruise there was this guy his name was Dracula and he was from transylvania and he was as white as a piece of paper he talked like it and i would only see him at night soo….. SCARY! :))

  4. my friend who lives next to me i am pretty sure she is a vampire she has bit me once and we can only go outside when it is dark and she has these pointy teth and this is what her parents do to they do this exact same stuff

    1. I do not believe you one little bit because vampires are totally made-up and not real and not scary.
      (But it’s fun to pretend, I guess.)

  5. Cheesie, this might sound creepy but, there’s a girl who used to go to my school. She had REALLY pasty skin, and I mean REALLY REALLY pasty. And one time, she lost a tooth, and before going to the nurse, she sucked all the blood off her tooth. She also didn’t like going onto the playground when the sun was bright. 😮 I dunno if she’s a vampire, but she seemed like one!

  6. Well my Mom and Dad are both vampires, but it turns out my two older brothers and I weren’t ones so my Mom and Bit us so we became vampires and we LIVED!!!!

  7. cheesie i don’t want to be the one to break it to you i think a spy, a vapire spy amoung us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scary! you better call
    v h f s
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    p t m t
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  8. im kidding… just in case you were wondering.. but my great great great great great great great great great grandpa knew a dog who’s owner was a distant cousin of a vampire’s nephew’s sister who eventually got bitten by a vampire bat-fish-chihuahua!

  9. i turned into a vampire this year and last year i turned into a ninja and the year before that a dog! what’s happening? will i be a ghost next year,or what?!!!!!!!!?

  10. Ok so one I’m a vampire and two I know this gut who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this girl who has a mom who knows this babysitter who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this dog who has an owner who has a friend who has a grandpa who knows this gut who knoows this guy that likes the taste of BLOOD!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE the taste of blood but this guy, no one knows if hes a vampire or what! Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. I’ve been bite, here’s the story. I was about to go to sleep one night then out of nowhere this bat crashes through the window. At first I thought it was just a boring old bat but then it turned into a vampire. It was coming over to bite me but I punched it knocking out one of its fangs. It started running around me and I tried to punch it again but I missed. It comes spriting at me and bites me. It hurt for about a second then the pain stopped. Now I am a vampire and just so you know I have braces just like Georgie does and I’m a vampire so HA!

    1. Oh, yeah…and I really believe you…
      (But you wrote a really descriptive story!)

  12. I have seen a vampire. He ate all my garlic. He loved sitting out in the sun. He kept farting because of the garlic he ate. That is why I’ll never invite a vampire to my house again

    1. That is soooo goofy. Vampires are imaginary. Nothing else. Period. End of story. (BUT, I really like your imagination!)

  13. Well, one of my friends who’s 4 once bit my arm, then afterwards it was a little red, but no blood, and the kid was pale, and had sharp teeth, except he lives at the beach, a very sunny place.

  14. Well, I’ve never been bitten by a vampire but once I tripped over a sharp rock and got two scratches that made it look like a vampire had bitten my ankle!

  15. knock knock,how’s there chese,chese how, cheseburguers with chetos and milk

    1. knock knock. Who’s there? Cheesie mack. Cheesie Mack who? Cheesie cheetos and mack computers!

    1. I completely agree. Can you believe there’s a movie coming out soon entitled, “Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.” That sounds massively silly to me.

    2. /Yes it really does sound silly. Wow. I think lincoln would be offended if he knew that
      s how people interpret him. Let’s just hope he doesn’t go all zombie on us!

      wow thats dumb!
      everyone knows that while lincoln was awesome, theres no record of him hunting VAMPIRES! lol

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