Comments from my Readers & Friends

1. i am a huger y vampire really if it don exit i don exist and the picture don exist

2. i been beaten by no today and it hearts a lot and do you have blood

3. I know a vampire. She’s tried to bite me. But we’ve been best friends since preschool, and it doesn’t bug me anymore.

   1. She was a vampire in preschool? No way!

4. A Zombie and a Vampire were both fighting each other to bite me. I was so scared! I was hoping that the Vampire would lose the fight, only because their teeth are so sharp and it would hurt alot more than the zombie’s bite. They finally got tired of fighting each other and then they both started walking slowly towards me. It was at this time that I woke up. Ever since then I decided to never sleep in class again.

   1. You are a good writer! I laughed at the end. Keep writing!

5. Yes. I have seen a vampire. on Halloween!!!!!!

   1. Yeah, so have I, but that’s not a real one. No such thing!

6. i have never saw a vampire

7. I AM A VAMPIRE

   1. You guys (Logan, Hayley, Ella, etc.) are just trying to scare everyone. Vampires do not exist.

8. i saw a vampire because my whole family is vampires mwahaahhahahhahahhahaahah mwahahahahahahahahah mwahahahahahahhahahaha

9. VAMPIRES ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY WERNT REAL I WOULDNT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. I Vant To Suck Your Blood!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Hey Cheesie I’ve seen a vampire.Turns ou my cousin’s one.That’s the reason she creeped me out.

13. hey cheesie i saw a vampire with my brother and he grabed my brother an bit him

14. i saw him with my own eyes to

15. one time my little bro came up to me and slaped me and then boom a vampier bit me

16. I have been bitten by one. it hurts at first. also my little bro bit my foot before

    1. How come all these kids say they’ve been bitten by vampires when I have never seen one…and like I said in the book, no one I know has ever seen one either!
       I am a NON-BELIEVER in Vampires!

17. I have been bitten before, when i was playing outside, it started to get dark, then POOF! Out of no where this guy comes up to me and randomly bites me!

    1. that is totslly acward

18. I’ve been bit by a vampire so i’ve also seen one. He just came in my room when I was sleeping. He bit me and then he casted a spell and disappeared. Now i’m being bit by a vampire sock no-

19. i once think i saw a vampire: there was this guy runing down a side walk with a cape or something at night, and went to another neighborhood. i speed to the neighborhood the dude went, but alli saw was an object squeking across the sky.

20. Once I saw a vampire sitting right next to me. It was like, “Dude! What up, your looking good today!”
    It was really just plain funny not scary. Now two years after that incounterment we’re still friends. He’s the best vampire ever! 🙂

21. Once it was a dark gloomy day and I was plopped on the couch reading Cheesie Mack is not a Genius or Anything when suddenly the doorbell rang. A man with jet black hair, pale skin and a long cape questioned “May I come in?” I gestured him to enter. Once in the kitchen he shrieked “Garlic!” I threw it out with a confused look on my face. He asked if he could wash his hands. I gave him directions to the nearest restroom. After a few minutes, I opened the door to ask him if he would like to eat anything when I got a huge surprise…I could not see him in the mirror! With surprise in my voice I asked “May you please leave?” He nodded, sadly. That was when I received the biggest shock of all. He sprang off the ground and instead of falling back down, a puff of smoke came into view. Suddenly, a large bat appeared! I felt like i was in a trance! He began screaming “Isabella?” Isabella?” The next thing I new, I was staring at my best friend. “You over slept! We will be late for school!” It was all a dream

    1. Hey Isabelle that was a cool story to tell. 🙂

    2. Wow, Isabella!
       You are a really good writer!

    3. you made a dream dummy.

    4. Please don’t call her a dummy. She wrote something nice.

    5. hey cheesie it is me Brandon and i just finshed your book today and it is good and plz tell me what your next book title is ok so i can read it

    6. Calvin you have no respect for writers

    7. spooky

22. geus what I saw a real vampire biting someone

    It was very scary

    1. I do not believe anyone actually saw a vampire.

23. ive seen 1 on halloween.

24. i have seen one on the cover

    1. Very funny! The one on the cover is absolutely real (if you believe in fiction).

25. i saw 1 on halloween

    1. I bet it was a kid in a costume. I DO NOT believe there are ANY vampires…anywhere.

    2. retaed

    3. Hey Cheesie if you don’t belive there are vampires why don’t you go to Transalvania! :0

    4. Two reasons:
       1) Transylvania is in Europe, and that’s a long way…and very expensive.
       2) There’s no such thing as vampires!

    5. vampires are so real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26. I got bite by one

27. ya once I saw a lady with bie marks on her neck and they looked like this ..

    1. Two dots…very good way to describe what you saw. But I think they weren’t bite marks. Probably freckles!

28. I’ve been bitten by one

29. if i WAS a vampire I wouldnt tell ANYONE… you dont know what I am…

30. Ive seen a Vamp at the park… at least they looked like one. Pale, pointy teeth, holding an umbrella in pure daylight… And they had redish eyes. Not sure why they were at da park to begin with though

31. Hey i have seen a vampire in cartoons. LOL 🙂

    1. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

32. iv been bitten by on duh oops my mom is calling me for blood cearel so bye

33. I think my teacher might be a vampire…..he has pale skin and (what looks like) fangs!

    1. I DONT SINK SO

34. I think my little sister is a vampire because her teeth are sharp and she bites me a lot. I wonder how my blood taste!

    1. Its Weird…..My sister does the same thing!

    2. My sister bit me a week ago. right by my pulse. it was soooooooooo creepy. I was so mad at her.

35. I’ve been bitten and seen one

    1. really you have been bitten by one i doubt thats highly possible unless you beleive in them!!!! 🙂

    2. if you were bitten by one, you would be dead.

36. I think my sister’s a vampire, because her teeth grew in weird, and are really sharp.

    1. Emily, jbee, & Patrick—

       Sharp teeth does not = vampire. Claiming it’s true does not = vampire.
       Vampires are not good.
       There is no such thing as a vampire!

       Dr. Frank N. Cheez has spoken!

37. no

    1. Non belever

38. My friend a-girl claims she is a vampire. She’s pale and has perfect fangs!

39. I have a friend named Ana who says that she is a good vampire.

40. It is really hot here and it like never rains so I think its IMPOSSIBLE for vamps to live here. I don’t believe in that stuff. Though, I do like the taste of blood. Its salty! 😀 I have a feeling vamps like salt… :/

    1. I read somewhere that blood is almost exactly as salty as sea water.

    2. Wow I never knew that! You always are learning something new everyday! But I still don’t believe in that stuff.

    3. why don’t you belive

41. Sup Cheese-o-rama my friend,boy,is a vampire.He tried to bite me once but, i grabbed some garlic and pow he was out

42. When I was a kid, my parents thought I had a rare skin condition. The next morning, they saw two bite holes. I can never go in the sun again. Every time my family accedentily cut themselves, my eyes turn bright green.

    1. That does NOT sound good.

43. no………. by the way hi if nunu is reading this (or anyone else in my class) 😉 😉

    1. Hi k k it’s mari nunu I just wanted to say thx for writing to me
       Bye bye
       See you at school
       Don’t tell anyone at school I’m a vampier ok

    2. also hi to any one in Mrs. kaiser’s class.

       -Ellie Marie

44. I got bitten by a vampier it hurt.

    1. Nah. You’re kidding.

    2. you are soooo right. i looked in the big book of questions and answers and it said vamp are NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Yay! Someone agrees with me that vampires are not real!

    4. People are so crazy about all that super natural stuff. It is all just to make movies scarier, lifes creeper, and people scared. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

45. Im a vampire
    I did a spell and my teeth sterted gettin longer and sharper
    You came to my school
    EBI remember

    1. MARI!!!!! I just posted a comment about u 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    2. If you really are a vampire (which I do not believe), I feel sorry for you.

    3. Really you don’t believe me
       Wow
       Why would u feel sorry for me
       I havent dronkin blood yet
       I’m steel a nice person

    4. But if you turn into a vampire (which I don’t believe you will), you’ll become dangerous and evil. At least that’s what the legends say.

    5. Well I’m not evil you’re the one that’s evil
       If you don’t believe me that’s totally you’re fault
       Any way how would you know anything about vampires YOU’RE not one so how do you know what they go threw when they transform. They don’t. They don’t transform at All the stay in one form and they don’t have LONG sharp pointy teeth.
       There CANINE teeth are just longer than others

    6. so am I i am still nice

    7. you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. That is impossible. VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

46. OMG OMG you visited me TODAY! it even says on the right side of the page!!!! Your awesome! I loved the story about the you scaring the kids at the camp! I was the one with the short hair and glasses! I hope you saw me! I didn’t buy your book but I will definetly read it all of them 1st, 2nd, and the one you wrote a little in my librarian (Mrs.Vreeland) computer!

    1. Of course I remember you! And it was sort of cool writing part of Book #3 in your library.

    2. remember me you came to my school today!
       I am the one you called mad on the board. the one with the real alex welch

    3. Of course I remember…so don’t get MAD (get it?) haha.

    4. haha real funny

47. i have seen a vampire. (a fake one in tv’s and shows.

    1. Fake vampires do NOT count! I REALLY want to know if anyone has REALLY seen a REAL vampire.
       I bet not!

    2. Nikki do you go to old mission school because if you do its me Bella.

    3. You went to my school a week ago I go to Shell Beach Elementery. Your awsome!

    4. he was at my school today

48. i have a bff that is vampire ( so she says) and she sposebly bit me ugh and she is mad at me right now cause she said ” i am a lier” well she lied about the vampire

49. I havent seen vampires in movies or in life. ( I know vampires are in movies but ive never watched a movie with a vampire in it.)

50. ive got bitten by one… and now i am one

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