#4-Point Battle Rules

Point Battle Rules

Here is how the Point Battle Is scored. (Goon has never seen this.)

These rules apply equally to Goon and to me. I do not cheat. Otherwise, why bother?

If one of us insults the other—

•    When we’re alone:     1 point
•    When other people can hear:      2 points
•    Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent insult.

Causing the other to do something embarrassing—

•    when we’re alone:       2 points
•    when other people are around:       4 points
•    Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent embarrassment.

Getting punished—

•    by parents:     4 points
•    by school:     8 points
•    by police:     You lose—GAME OVER

Points are doubled when…

•    it’s a REALLY BIG punishment
•    you’re caught lying
•    the other kid tattles
•    the other kid is actually at fault, but doesn’t get punished.

Comment below if you have brother or sister problems. How do you handle yours?

Cheesie VS. Goon

Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. I have a brother really anoying I LEAVE HIM ALONE BECAUSE HE TATTLES ALL THE TIME I HATE HIM I AM GOING TO DO THE POINT BATTLE WITH HIM UNTIL COLLEGE THE POINT BATTLE IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA BUT I WILL WIN PROBABLY.

    • Be careful! You really have to be aware of everything to do the Point Battle accurately.

  2. Hey Cheesie,are you allowed to do the Point Battle in front of your parents and does Goon know about the Point Battle?

    • I’m sure she knows, but I NEVER talk about it in front of anyone. It’s private.