Point Battle Rules
Here is how the Point Battle is scored. (Goon has never seen this.)
These rules apply equally to Goon and to me. I do not cheat. Otherwise, why bother?
If one of us insults the other…
- When we’re alone: 1 point
- When other people can hear: 2 points
- Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent insult.
Causing the other to do something embarrassing…
- when we’re alone: 2 points
- when other people are around: 4 points
- Points are doubled for a REALLY excellent embarrassment.
Getting punished…
- by parents: 4 points
- by school: 8 points
- by police: You lose—GAME OVER
Points are doubled when…
- it’s a REALLY BIG punishment
- you’re caught lying
- the other kid tattles
- the other kid is actually at fault, but doesn’t get punished.
Comment below if you have brother or sister problems. How do you handle yours?
I have a brother really anoying I LEAVE HIM ALONE BECAUSE HE TATTLES ALL THE TIME I HATE HIM I AM GOING TO DO THE POINT BATTLE WITH HIM UNTIL COLLEGE THE POINT BATTLE IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA BUT I WILL WIN PROBABLY.
Go for it!
hi Cheesie I have 2 kittens 🐱 there names are Pepper and Lucy
The point battle sounds fun! I will play it with my sister!😏
Be careful! You really have to be aware of everything to do the Point Battle accurately.
I have your 4th book!
yo cheesie are the stories you wrote acturlly true? they dont sound true
Really? Tell me what doesn’t sound true.
ay cheesie what your favorite story like o ne of the books you wrote
I don’t have a fave.
really
i thought u would
who cheesie ha ha
YO cheesie ya ticklish?
Sure. But I would never say where!
cheese mack’s amazing that is good
Thanks, Fernando!
Hey Cheesie,are you allowed to do the Point Battle in front of your parents and does Goon know about the Point Battle?
I’m sure she knows, but I NEVER talk about it in front of anyone. It’s private.
Hi i have two older brothers and they are super annoying. But we have too drive 14 hours to South Carolina this summer so wish me luck.
Maybe you can sit in a different seat (that’s my strategy on car trips).
good luck!!!:) hope they dont annoy u too much!!!
Can u translate the coded message below?
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i do not understand the message.
good chart an game
I just be nice to my sister
who do you root for in the point battle?
Come on, Chloe! I root for myself!
Goon is mean
Cheesie your books are super splederful and totaly awesome!!!!
Thanks, SuperK
You da best Ronald ”cheesie” mack
Thanks for da best comment, ben.
Well when my brother is being mean i scracth my self to look like he scracthed meand then he gets introuble and after mum or dad leaves i laugh at him.
Yikes! That sounds like something Goon would do.
I handle my brother by fake crying when mum or dad come over when we are being mean to other. My brothers get in trouble but i dont. Then i laugh at them when mum or dad walk away.
Wow! That is as mean as what my sister Goon does.
Me and my sister read your books and started our own point battle.(mom and dad do not know yet)
Mr sloth
Man, why do you hate your sister! I love my sister and we’re best friends! Lighten up on June and talk to her about how you feel and how you want each other to act and talk. It’s a good way to not fight and love each other.
I know it’s good advice, but I’ve tried, and she just doesn’t cooperate. (Things do get a bit better in Books #4 and #5.)
Yeah, I get it. My sister sometimes gets very dramatic and slams doors while crying at stuff like tiredness. I got it.
All I have are TWO OLDER BROTHERS AND ONE OLDER SISTER!!!!! I’m the youngest and they’re always picking on me. I really enjoy your books Cheesie and am thinking of starting a pint battle at the end of my year, too! It’s perfect because I am in fourth grade right now! But I have so many siblings, I don’t know who to do it with.
i have 4 sisters! all younger than me.oneis 10 one is 8 one is 5 and one is3! i just ignore them and copy them
4 sisters..wow!
do you know how annoying a 7 year old sister is? So, I usually give her the silent treatment. btw, your books are aaaaaawwwwwwwweeeeeeeesssssoooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet she’s very pesty, but I also bet an older sister like mine is even worse
u r slenderful!!!!!!! i LOVE your books
Thanks, Sherry!
This is actually a question!
where you mad at Goon for liking Kevin? I mean oh Kevin
one more. how long have you known Kevin?
how long have you known Kevin?
Is Cheesie Mack A real person Or are you Steve Cotler?
Of course I’m a real, fictional person. DUH!
Sometimes I just Ignore them other times………………..I Ignore them! LOL
by punching her also, hitting.
That’s not a great strategy in the long run, I think.
What is the score?
You have to read the book to find out.
i have read one of your books im reading two others
Cheesie, HEY I love your book I just finished the fourth one! I’m on my way to the fifth book. P.S Tell Georgie I said… HIIIII!
He told me! Hi 2 U 2.