#3-Fish Jokes

Do You Know Any Good Fish Jokes?

Coach T told us a terrible joke about his name:

Why is there a fish on the floor?
Because the Tunavelov the table.

funny fish

That got me wondering if there were better fish jokes. There must be! If you know one, please tell it to me.

Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. What fish wears a belt?

    A belt fish。

    Why does a ray have a so long wing?

    Because its a ray。 (The line kind of ray in math.)

  2. knock knock.
    who’s there?
    a surrealist.
    a surrealist who?
    a fish.

    people say l look like a fish. well, I do get my clothes at a seafood restaurant!

    why can’t a fish’s toe be an inch long? it doesn’t have one!

  3. I got a couple of fish jokes/puns for you! (BTW I ready the whole 3rd book, pretty good. Can’t wait for the 6th book to come out.)
    What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 NA
    Why did the fish get bad grades? He was below sea level at his “school”
    What is a fish’s favorite subject at “school”? Algae-bra
    Two fish are in a tank. One says, “How do I drive this thing?”
    Sorry if you didn’t get these fish jokes, because I feel gill-ty. Let “Minnow” you respond to me. BYE!!!

  4. Cheesie why do you write HEEHEE to every single joke?Because that’s a bit fishy…

    • Not to EVERY joke. But I do write that a lot. I guess because it’s easy to type. (HeeHee)

  5. How do fish always know how much they weigh?
    Because they have thre own scales