#3-Fish Jokes
Do You Know Any Good Fish Jokes?
Coach T told us a terrible joke about his name:
Why is there a fish on the floor?
Because the Tunavelov the table.
That got me wondering if there were better fish jokes. There must be! If you know one, please tell it to me.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Answer: Swimming trunks!
Why don’t fish like basketball?
A:because they’re afraid of the net!
I bet they would not like a player who makes lots of hook shots!
What fish wears a belt？
A belt fish。
Why does a ray have a so long wing?
Because its a ray。 （The line kind of ray in math.)
I love math (especially math jokes!)
question:what do you call a prehistoric fish?
answer:prefish
why are fish so smart? because they swim in schools
Haha! What kind of fish gets the most fan mail?
A starfish!
knock knock.
who’s there?
a surrealist.
a surrealist who?
a fish.
people say l look like a fish. well, I do get my clothes at a seafood restaurant!
why can’t a fish’s toe be an inch long? it doesn’t have one!
Two excellent jokes. The clothes one…I’m not so sure.
I got a couple of fish jokes/puns for you! (BTW I ready the whole 3rd book, pretty good. Can’t wait for the 6th book to come out.)
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 NA
Why did the fish get bad grades? He was below sea level at his “school”
What is a fish’s favorite subject at “school”? Algae-bra
Two fish are in a tank. One says, “How do I drive this thing?”
Sorry if you didn’t get these fish jokes, because I feel gill-ty. Let “Minnow” you respond to me. BYE!!!
I love those fish jokes! Especially the Algae-bra!
Cheesie why do you write HEEHEE to every single joke?Because that’s a bit fishy…
Not to EVERY joke. But I do write that a lot. I guess because it’s easy to type. (HeeHee)
What did the fish say when he hit the wall
Dam
HA! Really good.
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have thre own scales
Heehee
What do You call A fish with no I
a FSH
Heehee
What Does A Fish Eat?Frosted Flakes (fish flakes)
I have a good fish joke! What do you call a fish with a tie? soFISHticated
Heehee