#3-Fish Jokes
Do You Know Any Good Fish Jokes?
Coach T told us a terrible joke about his name:
Why is there a fish on the floor?
Because the Tunavelov the table.
That got me wondering if there were better fish jokes. There must be! If you know one, please tell it to me.
what did the fish say to the clam? Pearl got your tongue!
Har har!
What do get from a bad-tempered shark? Very far away.
I don’t know… Don’t mind me!
What do you call a fish without an eye? FSH!
HA! HA!
Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
Because they swim in schools!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
🙂
heehee.
Wish you a great 2014, Cheesie!
Thanks! I wish ALL my reader friends the same thing! Happy 2014!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish!
Heehee!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
OOF!
Why don’t fish like basketball?
Because they are afraid of the net!
Hahaha!
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Thanks, Desmond!
hey its kyky I have a good joke joke
why did the fire truck park in the fire station?
there was no where else to park in town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a terrible joke. But it made me laugh anyway. Haha.
thanks cheesie man how about this
why was the tree in the forest
he wantwed peace and quiet
That’s sort of poetic, but not exactly funny.
what fish never sins
an angelfish
That’s a very heavenly joke.
what kind of fish bugs people
misquito fish
Haha..
hi! i’m spenser. remember me? anyway, I have a fish joke. what kind of fish can’t keep a secret? a largemouth bass!
Haha!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fishin’
Fishin’ who?
Fishin’ for my glasses in the lake. Or is it an acid pool…
20 minutes later: Oh no! It WAS acid! Now I’m missing my legs!
That’s terrible!
what the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fish walks into a bar then it floats to the top of its tank.
it died from a concusion.
Haha!
I laughed hard
ooo dean bruce i love your joke! i am horribal at jokes tho,sorry i cant help you
whats a fishes favorite song? the song from the McDonalds that goes like this “fishy fishy”
I got a good fish joke: Why are fish intelligent? Answer: Because they swim in schools!
Why does sufficient have a “fish” in it?
You can never have a sufficient amount of fish!
I know it’s a bad joke– but it is the best I can think of for now. By the way, I don’t get the joke Coach T said. Will you please explain?
Coach T’s joke was a pun on his name. When he said the “tuna fell off” the table, he was actually pronouncing his name: Tunavelov.
It’s an okay joke, I guess. (I didn’t say Coach T was a terrific comedian.)
What do you call a fish without eyes?
a fsh
haha! Good one.
Nice