#3-Fish Jokes

Do You Know Any Good Fish Jokes?

Coach T told us a terrible joke about his name:

Why is there a fish on the floor?
Because the Tunavelov the table.

funny fish

That got me wondering if there were better fish jokes. There must be! If you know one, please tell it to me.

Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. What do get from a bad-tempered shark? Very far away.

    I don’t know… Don’t mind me!

  2. Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
    Because they swim in schools!
    What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
    A motor pike!

  3. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
    You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish!

  4. hey its kyky I have a good joke joke

    why did the fire truck park in the fire station?

    there was no where else to park in town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. hi! i’m spenser. remember me? anyway, I have a fish joke. what kind of fish can’t keep a secret? a largemouth bass!

  6. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Fishin’ who?
    Fishin’ for my glasses in the lake. Or is it an acid pool…
    20 minutes later: Oh no! It WAS acid! Now I’m missing my legs!

  7. whats a fishes favorite song? the song from the McDonalds that goes like this “fishy fishy”

  8. I got a good fish joke: Why are fish intelligent? Answer: Because they swim in schools!

  9. Why does sufficient have a “fish” in it?
    You can never have a sufficient amount of fish!
    I know it’s a bad joke– but it is the best I can think of for now. By the way, I don’t get the joke Coach T said. Will you please explain?

    • Coach T’s joke was a pun on his name. When he said the “tuna fell off” the table, he was actually pronouncing his name: Tunavelov.
      It’s an okay joke, I guess. (I didn’t say Coach T was a terrific comedian.)