I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who has ever seen a real vampire.

If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. I have seen and been bitten by a vampire. It was a dark and stormy night. I was only 6 years old. I was ahead of my parents because I was on a scooter, so they didn’t see it. As I passed by the house I call Uh-oh Spaghettio, a shadow jumped out. As he sunk his tooth (yes, only one. It was a very old vampire) into my forehead, he introduced himself. “My name is Veshi McMuahaha,” he said, and then promptly let me go.
    That is all.

  2. My friend always wears long black sleeves. Once I was having a sleepover with him. We were in our beds when suddenly, my friend stood up and opened the window. The wind blew in and because my friend was wearing black pajamas in the dark, he looked like a real vampire. It was really scary. Not KIDDING.

  3. I was sleeping when suddenly something flew past my curtain and it was wearing some kind of black cape.I got super scared.I quickly turned on the lights an i saw smething with fangs flew out of my room.

  4. Just because we have no evidence of REAL VAMPIRE, DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT REAL. For example, scientists just found evidence that their used to be water on mars, even though most people think that is impossible. Also, it used to be impossible and unheard of to go into space. Ha. If that is possible, vampires could be real too. Boo Ya!!!!!!!!!!

    • Sure…they COULD be real. But just because they COULD be real doesn’t mean they are. And it doesn’t mean I need to believe they’re real. When scientists find proof of vampires, then I’ll believe it.