#1-Vampires

I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who has ever seen a real vampire.
If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.
Zombies don’t count!
Please comment below.




I saw a girl with pale skin and jet black hair. She had buck teeth, dressed in black, and had red eyes. I am pretty sure her “lipstick” was blood. Yes, I have been bitten by a vampire.
CAUTION: Not everything is necessarily true…
One day i saw a guy whose teeth were unusally red. my first thought was,’akward!’ THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!
A couple days ago i saw a lady with red eyes. I think she could have been a vampire.
I have not been bitten by a vampire but killing them runs in my family(hence the name)
Since there are no vampires, either your family is very good at what you do…or you do nothing.
i thank you should put me in your next book!
p.s please pretty please oh by the way im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i saw a vampire than it bit me so watch out!
No way! I don’t believe it.
im a vanpire
No, you’re not. No such thing.
I am not a vampire but i got bit by one and i turned into a werewolf. (ITS TRUE) THATS WHY I HAVE A HARD TIME TYPING THIS.
Haha! No way! I do not believe you.
SCARY
oh and blood was gushing out of my neck and i went faint when my brains flew out my nose
No way! If your brains flew out your nose, you’d be dead…or at least you’d sneeze a lot!
COOL
NASTY
I have been bitten by two mosquitos on the neck side by side, or at least it seemed that way until i reilized while brushing my teeth ooohhhh-whooooo-eeeeee i had no reflection
gory gory gory. the end.
CREEPERS ARE NOT SCARY.
For the sake of God vampires are not real. Never will be and vener ever ever. Keep dreaming. Although i saw things scarier than vampires they are stll not real. If you want to see somthing scarie look up minecraft creeper on images.
No wonder he had sharp teeth,didn’t want to go outside,and ate his steak not cooked.Gives me goosebumps.
P.S,he came in my house with an umbrella.
One time I thought a guy was a vampire and I told my friend,but he didn’t believe me,so I changed my mind.The creepy part is when the guy and I were friends,he came to my house.When he left I DIDN’T SEE HIS REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR.When that happened,I ran to my room,hid under my bed(my bed has a door on the front that leads under it)with my covers and pillow,and tried to forget about it.Never forgot.
C’mon! Give me a break. There are no such things as vampires…and you know it.
IVE BEEN BITEN
I don’t believe it…not one bit (get it? haha!)
My sister is very mean to me.i do not like her.
Weird… She did not seem so mean when I met her.