#1-Vampires

I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who has ever seen a real vampire.

If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. HI CHEESIE i LOVE CHEESE and mac&cheese btw i know a cheese joke

    joke: what is a ducks favorit snack
    answer: cheese & qwackers
    lol get it qwackers

  2. Hey CHESSIE,I LOVE ur books.

    P.S pep is NOT my real name πŸ˜€
    it’s my NICKname πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ plz REPLY.