I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who has ever seen a real vampire.

If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. cheesie, if you ask people to say if they have seen a vampire, and then u do not beleve anyone, why did you ask in the first place?

  2. I got bitten by one, and trust me it HURTS! I have a permanent scar. The vampire lives in my house! And when were not here, and it is hungry, it eats mac n cheese! So you’d better watch out!

  3. hey well i havent seen any of that but i think i dont want to…WHO WOULD! well any ways im areally big fan and i was wondering why is your best friend sooooo crazy?!

  4. HI CHEESIE i LOVE CHEESE and mac&cheese btw i know a cheese joke

    joke: what is a ducks favorit snack
    answer: cheese & qwackers
    lol get it qwackers

  5. Hey CHESSIE,I LOVE ur books.

    P.S pep is NOT my real name πŸ˜€
    it’s my NICKname πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ plz REPLY.