I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who knows anyone…

who has ever seen a real vampire.

If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.

Zombies don’t count!

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. I think they are fake because I was tricked in kindergarten by my friend who claimed to be bitten by one when he was little.

  2. one time when I went to the fair I saw a creepy guy with black hair and a black turtleneck who was asking for people to donate blood to him because he was HUNGRY!

  3. no I have never ben bitten by a vampire. I don’t even think that vampires are real. so no ne can get bitten by one. love your book!

    -sidsid 1239

  4. I’m just wondering…why does everyone make such a big deal out of vampires? I mean, if you’re afraid of them just (like Mr. Linderman says) keep your arms under the covers.

  5. I have not seen a vampire but I am writing a book with a vampire as a main character. I did however once have a weird experience:
    I was at a store and this tall pale man wearing a black turtleneck (in the middle of summer) tapped me on the shoulder and said “Excuse me, could you point me towards the oral hygiene aisle?” It was probably just my imagination, but he spoke with a weird accent. :)