#1-Rodent Jokes

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.

One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. (This is more of a meme,but I thought I would put it here)

    Rats In Bags Be Like:

    Ah yes, enslaved rats

  2. Hi cheesie, I’ve a joke for you.

    Where does a rat go when it loses it’s tail?
    A re-tail store!

  3. What did the rodent say when you called him a rodent. He said I am not a road dent because i dont leave a dent in the road. hahaha