In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
Mac and cheese is yummy. I like books and cheese. CHEESE!
Don’t get cheese on my book!
I like Mac and cheese too! It’s yummy.
hahahahahahahhahahahhahhhhhhahahahaha! that was lovely
hi steve i love chesie mack
(This is more of a meme,but I thought I would put it here)
Rats In Bags Be Like:
Ah yes, enslaved rats
Weird… (but I like weird!)
CLICK the mouse there is no mouse that click it oh for the computer there is a mouse
Hi cheesie, I’ve a joke for you.
Where does a rat go when it loses it’s tail?
A re-tail store!
You mouse be a comedian!
HE IS INDEED.:-)
ha ha super funny
I have a joke
CLick the mouse what mouse that mouse it dosent have a tail or a head
What did the rodent say when you called him a rodent. He said I am not a road dent because i dont leave a dent in the road. hahaha
Haha is right! That is a TERRIBLE joke (but I love it!).
Man rodent jokes are so cheesy
That’s because rodents like cheese.
Why did the mouse so unlucky?
Because he was all tails.
you got to be kidding me. was that a joke it sounded like trash. sorry