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Rodent Jokes (The stuff on this webpage was mentioned on page 76 in my book.)

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

Illustration of two boys grinning next to a locker filled with mice. A woman with crossed arms grimaces at them.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
mouse

One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

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  3. Need a prank? Go to the Halloween store and buy a rat or mouse. Put it on Goon’s pillow and put a little mud in it. On a sheet of paper, write from your secret admirer. 🙂 Have fun!

  12. I’m not sure if this is a good joke but here it is:

    What kind of cream do mice eat?

    Mice Cream!!

  13. ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏ　ｇｈｏｓｔ　ｅａｔ　ｆｏｒ　ｄｅｓｅｒｔ?

    ｉｃｅ－ｓｃｒｅａｍ(Ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｉｃｅｃｒｅａｍ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｃｒｅ－ｍｓ)

  14. ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｄｏ　ｇｈｏｓｔ　ｂｕｙ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｆｏｏｄ?

    ａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｇｈｏｓｔ－ｅｒｙ　ｓｔｏｒｅ(ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｇｏ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｆｉｌｌｅｄ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｇｈｏｓｔｅｓ.)

  15. ｗｈｙ　ｄｉｎｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｋｅｌｌｏｔｅｎ　ｃｒｏｓｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｒｏａｄ?

    ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｈｅ　ｈａｄ　ｎｏ　ｇｕｔｓ

    1. That is a very weird joke. I don’t know what borderworld is all about, but I like the sound of .

    2. It isn’t a very good joke, oh yes and the “borderworld” is a place were aliens and alien dogs live.

  20. Q:What did the cats say as they watched the mice argue over who would be sacrificed to the cats?
    A: Squeak squeak! Mouse fight!
    Get it? I know, It’s really awfull. Sorry. 🙁

    1. Thanks for trying, but you’re right: it’s a terrible joke! (It’s as bad as Granpa’s jokes.)

  22. What kind of rodent had a sharp tail, lime green eyes, rainbow,baby barf green, and purple skin, and wrecking ball like teeth?

    I don’t know, but whatever it is I’m not waiting to find out!!

  23. hi how are…cheese burgers…doin, want to go to my par…cheese tacos…ty the theme is powerrangers with…mack’n cheese…and princess

  24. hey guy sorry amado to rule your rat paraid but i think im a real rodent

    1. First of all, Sean, “yo” isn’t a word, learn about grammar. Second of all, Awesome dud, “dis” isn’t a word either, ever heard of the American dictionary?

    2. I sort of agree with you, Dylan, but online, it’s better to be nicer in the way we say it.

  37. you look in the mouse hole and see that there’s a a rat’s wedding going on and and there dancing to an upbeat song. what do you hear them singing? 1 mouse a 2 mouse a three mousearina!

  38. at my library the librarian gave me an advanced reader’s copy of the 2nd book! i love it! will you please write another one, i LOL every time i read a sentence. I’m now an official cheesie101 fan!

    -moe

    1. Thanks, Moe! You are lucky to read the 2nd book before anyone else! I just finished the second draft of Book #3!

    3. at the rat wedding i was talking about earlier what kind of cake did they have? CHEESEcake

    5. I was actually a bowl of mac ‘n’ cheese!

      Good one! Here’s one for you. What do they call the president of the Mouse Country?

      The Big Cheese!

  41. hi! remeber me you signed my book. my name is grace . i can’t wait to read your next book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. i love thanks or letting us met you thanks for coming to calusa elementary

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