#1-Rodent Jokes

In my book, I wrote:

I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.

I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.

One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.

“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.

Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.

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Comments from my Readers & Friends

  1. There are 2 kids that are eating some ice cream out on the street. One of the kids’ ice cream falls on the floor,” Rats!” the kid says. At the same time, a rat underground drops his dead beetle and says,” Humans!”

  2. A small rodent with a long tail was scared about a fight it was going to have with a cat later. To inspire it to have some courage its friend asked ‘are you a man or a mouse?’

  3. (This one isn’t that excellent)
    Why do mice need oiling?
    Because they squeak…
    Here’s Another one (not so excellent)
    What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
    Mice Cubes

  4. There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.
    They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the
    country.
    The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and
    said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.”
    The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and
    said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.”
    The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole
    but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles.
    The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses

  5. Hey, Cheesie I’m 19 years old and I’m giving you my rodent joke which is:

    Q:What did the mouse say when he got his picture taken?

    A:Cheesie!

  6. A KID IN MY CLASS GRABED THE CLASS HAMSTER AND BUT IN MY BEST RENDS SHERT SHE SKREMED SO LOUD THAT THE HAMSTER GOT SKARED AND JUMPED OUT OF HER SHERTY AND I CALT IT EVERY ONE WAS LAFING LOL