#1-Rodent Jokes
In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
Why did the mouse think the study of the moon was boring???
Because it was very cheesy!!!!!
Not exactly. It was Cheesie!
I took my rodent called jim on an airplane in the fall and had gotten some jell-o for him to eat while i went to the restroom. While I was turning off the faucet i dropped my barette out of my purse in the garbage can and when i looked in it, I saw jim in it eating some french fries!
My rat Cody eats everything- my math homework, my popsicle, my sneakers, my soccer ball, an eggplant, my eraser, my plushies, my sweater, even my flashlight!
THIS IS THE BEST JOKE I’VE EVER HEARD! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO FUNNY
Oh McKInleey-Brittanie you jokesta, you is totes hilaire
It is not! You are kidding me.
Melville says squeak squeak chitter chitter brrrrrp (he’s a hamster).
Here are some jokes:
What did the Dutch pet shop owner spread on his toast?
Hamster-jam!
What do cats eat in the summer?
Mice cream!
What’s a hamster’s favourite biscuit?
Hammie Dodgers!
What do you get if you get if you put a mouse in the washing machine?
Squeaky-clean washing!
What is grey, has 4 legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday!
What goes dash-dash-squeak-dash-dash-squeak?
Mouse code!
What is grey and furry and goes buzz buzz?
A mouse-quito!
I went to a pet shop and there was a hamster in the window. It was literally *in* the window, stuck between the two panes of glass!
P.S. These jokes are English and some of them use English words (used in England) for things like trunk and jam.
Melville also says don’t forget to party!
These are really good, except I don’t get the one about Hammie Dodgers. I guess it’s some kind of British cookie (biscuit). I really like the Morse Code one.
what are these American ‘cookies’?! Tell me s’more!
I really LOVED the what do cats eat in the summer one.
Whats A Squirrels favorite ballet?
The NuttCracker
That’s terrif! I kind of forgot for a moment that squirrels are rodents.
I know that this is lame, but…
What is a rat’s favorite food?
Mouse-arella cheese!
It’s his favo-rat food, get it?
Lame? No way! I think it’s really funny.
its so lame
What is a cats favorite dessert?
Mice Crispy Treats
OH, GREAT!
This is a terrific joke!
Q:what did the cat say to the mouse?
A: Who cut the cheese?!
hi!!! hi cheesie!!
I know,I know,it’s lame.I thoutit up in two minutis.Edie is my sister.tell me what you think of that!oh,I wanted a better reply!
If your sister Edie’s name is Edith, that’s great because my mom’s name is Edith, too…and my dad calls her Edie. You can look at my family tree.
http://cheesiemack.com/family-tree/
Edith is not a very common name, I think.
WHAT DID THE MOUSE EAT FOR DINNER?
CHEESIE MAC
Hey! Stop chewing on me! (Actually, it’s a good joke.)
what happened when the rodent grabed the cat’s tail? it “tailed” away!is that good?
What does tailed away mean? And why is it funny?
Sorry, but my sense of humor says “not so funny.”.
what did the mouse say when a rat told on him?'”Ive been ratted on!!!”is it good or not? tell me.
It’s okay, but not so original. It’s almost the same as what I wrote in my book. (See beginning of this page.)
what did the mouse say to the computer when the mouse of the computer was not there he said hey where is your mouse friend
well this isnt really in the rodent range but its worth a shot!!!
How do you make a tisssue dance???
You but a little buggy in it!!
Why do elephants only own laptops?
because they’re afraid of the mouse!
hahahhahhahah thats a good one!!!
I like this joke!
where does a mouse without a tail go?
the retail store
That is an awesome joke! My dad will love it!
There was once a rat that Ratted on a mouse. When they went to court the rat said that the mouse caused an accident but the mouse responded”When I heard a noise I leaned over but of course I’m blind and as they say for dogs ‘If your bark is worse than your bite then your not bitting hard enough’ so this rat is a talker and he can’t take a joke that I am a moose!” the crowd grew silent and the judge asked ” your a moose?” ” see you can;t take a joke!”
what did the rat say to the computer?
nice mouse
Ha! Good one.
What did the mouse say when he dropped his cookie?
RATS
Ha ha! Very funny.
What did one lab rat say to the other?
“I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the
buzzer, he brings me a snack.”
Good one! Thanks, Chloe. I’m going to tell that one to my dad.