Book 1
May 22
Alexander Valley School
Healdsburg, CA ~ morning
May 28
St. Pius School
Redwood City, CA ~ morning
May 28
Nativity Catholic School
Menlo Park, CA ~ afternoon
May 29
St. Catherine School
Morgan Hill, CA ~ morning
May 29
Charter School of Morgan Hill
Morgan Hill, CA ~ midday
I have never seen a real vampire, and no one I know knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who knows anyone…
who has ever seen a real vampire.
If you have seen a real vampire or, even better, been bitten by one, please tell me.
Zombies don’t count!
Please comment below.
Psst! If you are under 13, please help me not get in trouble with the internet police and make sure your parent signs up for you. Thanks!
Who believes in 2012? Plz reply
It’s not 2012 yet, so I can only guess what people are going to believe then (haha). But as I wrote in my book, “There are no vampires in Massachusetts.” And I don’t believe there are any…anywhere!
OMG…… ARE YOU THE REAL CHESSIE……..HUHUH I THINK I NEED MY INHALER HUHU PLEZ REPLY
Are you saying this website makes your asthma worse?
chezzie i do not have an inhaler it was sarcasem duh
not me . i think that idea is dumb.
i have seen a vampire
Maybe on TV…but that’s all.
just joking but i know you’re way older than 11
yep
Vampires are scary but they make good books
i have never seen or got bitten by one.buti have heard stories about them
Yes, I have seen a real-life vampire but does TV count? Well then no if it doesn’t. Too bad it didn’t bite me. On Disney Channel why don’t you watch My Babysitter’s A Vampire, Cheesie?
I bet you’ll find this strange, but I actually do not watch very much TV at all. I read books and write books and play outside. Granpa says that what kids should do.
I luv that show! so awesomesauce!
I totally love that show! Do you watch it? If you do, then whats your favorite episode
OMG! I love love LOVE My Babysitter’s A Vampire…. BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!
Guess what??????!!!!!!! My friend’s ( can’t remember her name
) Dad is a vampire!! NO LIE!!!!! 
have you got bitten by him or does he run super fast just because it’s in the book does not mean
LIE ABOUT IT
I was bitten by a vampire a few days ago when I was walking Sarah (my dog). He jumped out at me and bit me and my dog. Now I’m a vampire with a vampire dog and I WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah, just kidding.
I was bitten by a Vampire once. Believe it or not my best friend was the Vampire, and once she tricked me into putting a blindfold on and going to her room. If you want to watch out for her here’s her discription:
*Goes by the name of “Missy”.
*Has Ash Blonde hair.
*Pretty Baby Blue Eyes.
*Lots of freckles on her nose.
*Usally has Pale Tan Skin
*THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!!!!
*YOU WILL NOT KNOW SHE’S A VAMPIRE BECAUSE HER FANGS SINK INTO HER GUMS FOR DISCISE!!!!!
I should know…Since Missy bit me I’m a vampire too!!! But I’m not the kind you think I’m trying to only drink rodents’ blood. I’m also trying to stop the vampires and eat alot of chips so that I can lay off the blood!!!
Wow! Sorry to hear your bad news…which is even worse news for the rodents in your area!
lol
You are not a vampire! You got “drinking rodents blood” and “eating chips to lay off the blood” from My Babysitter’s A Vampire! :p
fake
There are bats where I live and one of the species is the VAMPIRE BAT! But they only take blood from animals… Let’s hope one doesn’t bite me because I don’t want to become a vampire!!!
I have seen pictures of vampire bats. (Here’s one: http://weirdimals.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/vampire-bat/)
They are weird and spooky looking.
we’re animals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I’ve never seen a vampire but my neighbors NEVER come out of their house and their blinds are always shut.
owww-hooo-eeeee!
Very spooky and suspicious.
Yes That IS pretty suspicious!!!
OMG
it would be AWESOME if i did get bittin by one but i haven’t):
I have! But Believe It Or Not, It’s Not fun…You Kill People on pupose!!!
I know a vampire my dog is one of theme
im not a vampire and i dont want to be one
Good because it’s not that fun…I should know I am one.
Same here.
i have not really seen one but there is this old creepy guy who stays inside all the time and is always keeping the blinds down.
weird right??? I don’t keep MY blinds down and I am a vampire… that might be my long lost granpa your talking about…Don’t be sorry he’s kinda mean anyway…
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
lol
how do you know he is old and creepy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I’m not a vampire but I’m a were wolf.I know someone who knows someone who is.
if your talking about book about vampires yeah i’ve seen some
As I said in my book, “There are no vampires in Massachusetts.” And I don’t believe there are any…anywhere! I am NOT talking about BOOKS about vampires. Because if I were, MY BOOK would be an example of one!
Duh!
No I haven’t seen one or ever got bitten by one though if I ever did, that would be misrable.
I got bitten one time and my eyes exploded and started puking
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I got bitten but that didn’t happen to me! I just passed out for a few hours…
If your eyes exploded, then how did you see the screen to go on this website to type? I’m a very logical vampire. ROFL XD
Very logical. I agree!
you are lying i’m the only one who really got bitten he jumped me like a mugger then bit me and i passed out for a couple of hours when i woke up i was a vamp/were wolf because when i was 3 a were wolf bit me too
Yea right.