In my book, I wrote:
I think “ratted on our Mouse Plot” is funny. If you know any other excellent rodent jokes, please go to my website and tell me. I’m building a collection of them, and maybe I can add yours.
I made up a rodent joke. It is not very good, but here it is.
One of the Three Blind Mice was in court testifying against the Farmer’s Wife. He told the judge what happened, but was so nervous he said nothing about what she did with the carving knife.
“You forgot to mention details,” said the judge.
Get it? If you know a better one, please send it to me below.
why did the mouse cross the road?
To get the rat to the other side!!
why did the lion speat out the clound becuse he tasted funny ha ha ha ha ha h ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mice like Rice:)
this joke is sooooooooooo idiodic. Q: What do u get when a mouse poops? A: Raisins
Q: What does a mouse eat?
A:Mousse. The dessert! get it? Mouse!
not the best mole joke
Sweet jokes:)
:):):)
How does a mole get mail?
The moleman!
I like this joke and am going to leave it…even though I mole is not a rodent. (I looked it up.)
What did Cheesie mean by add the cents of two bits?
It’s a mystery…but maybe another commenter can figure it out.
Hey Cheesie can you ask Steve Cotler how old he is… I really want to know. Please respond Cheesie.
Here’s what he said: “Take the number of original colonies in America, add the number of legs on an arachnid, multiply by the number of land-locked countries in South America, and add the cents in two bits. That’s how old I am.”
He’s weird.
What does he mean by add the cents of two bits
Why do rats hate catterpillers and toast? Because they turn in to butter-flies!
I bet you made this one up!
Catterpiller wanna go for a walk? Do you want to go for a walk? I heard you the first time I was putting on my shoes!
I don’t get it.
Why was the mouse mad at Goon? Because she ratted him out!
Great joke. Goon will hate it!
There were 2 mice and one said”Do you like my shirt?”.”No,it is the most ugliest thing I’ve ever seen”the other mouse replied.Then the other mouse said” CHEESE you didn’t have to be so mean”
Ha-chee-ha.
” Grandpa, you use the mouse to go where you want to go on a computer.” Joey said. “I ain’t touchin’ that rodent!!!” said Grandpa.
Diary of a wimpy kid
Rodents are in lots of kids’ books, aren’t they? I wonder why…
What’s a baby rodent’s favourite toy? A rat-tle!!!!!
Good one!!
What’s a rat’s favorite restaurant?
RATtatouille?
What are squirrels favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker.
Good one! Goon loves ballet. She’d really like this joke. (But I’m not going to tell her.)
There are 2 kids that are eating some ice cream out on the street. One of the kids’ ice cream falls on the floor,” Rats!” the kid says. At the same time, a rat underground drops his dead beetle and says,” Humans!”
Ha! That is really clever.
I also have another one that’s not related to rodents: There’s a girl and a boy getting their picture taken at a party. They both say,”CHEESE!” At the same time in another world, there are 2 pieces of cheese saying,”HUMANS!”
Come on! Everyone knows Cheesie (I mean Cheese) can’t talk!
Aww…come on! You gotta admit, it’s a pretty good joke!
Yeah cheesie Taylor s.chhay is right that is a good joke two on one who gets ten votes wins and plus i am Taylor s.chhays friend
Okay, we’ll see who else votes on whether this is funny or not.
A small rodent with a long tail was scared about a fight it was going to have with a cat later. To inspire it to have some courage its friend asked ‘are you a man or a mouse?’
Ha ha ha, this is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my entire life! You are so witty it’s unbelievable!